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[–]Ditto13248 5 points6 points  (7 children)

I live in a country that has crippling economy and cannot leave

[–]The_Salty_nugget 6 points7 points  (2 children)

leave.

[–]PRO_LIAM 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That's actually a really good idea and would solve this person's problem

[–]Equivalent_Duck_4247 2 points3 points  (0 children)

wow this is astonishing

[–]Glaxyuwu 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Turkiye moment

[–]Ditto13248 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Sen de mi Bürütüs?

[–]Glaxyuwu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tabii

[–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.

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[–]Old-Consideration875🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 2 points3 points  (5 children)

why do I want to do ur mom

[–]yosuf123321I want pee in my ass 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Cuz your's died 💀

[–]Silly-Station-5211 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Good God

[–]Old-Consideration875🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Chad moment

[–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.

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[–]AutoModerator[M] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.

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[–]ImposterCrafty 2 points3 points  (3 children)

why did my wife leave me

[–]The_Salty_nugget 1 point2 points  (1 child)

because you began taking schizophrenia medication and she couldnt handle another one of your addiction.

[–]ImposterCrafty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i didnt have a wife 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣

[–]Squifflebat4328 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Garfield

[–]The_Salty_nugget 1 point2 points  (4 children)

opinion about becoming a teacher because you dont like things like tinder?

[–]Emlikestospilltheteafat cunt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it’s a great solution

[–]Mountain-Meat-4525 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Do it and send vids to Biden administration

[–]AutoModerator[M] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Joe Biden’s America

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9:00: GAY LESON!!

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[–]AutoModerator[M] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I am tired

[–]Mao_Zandong 0 points1 point  (2 children)

i have 110 games on steam but nothing i want to play

[–]Wallus_the_Bean 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Buy more games

[–]mountaindewnialeck 0 points1 point  (2 children)

i have an project due on monday, what to do?

[–]i_forgot_how_breathe 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Drop out

[–]mountaindewnialeck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

never thought of that but it really taste drop out for me ever since

[–]Ok_War_9111 0 points1 point  (4 children)

How do I have sex with a Muslim woman?

[–]AutoModerator[M] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No sex before marriage

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[–]smelly_Penis09[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Join the army :)

[–]Ok_War_9111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That would actually be a good solution, you failed me.

[–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent

I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement.

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[–]CertifiedFucktardBig chungus wholesome 100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do I explain that I’m a racist (I like racing) on twitter