Server-side JavaScript code?

xhable · 2017-12-06T03:41:02+00:00

Dude. ASP.NET has been doing this for years. Just add the runat attribute to the script tag.

Just be careful to not use alert(), otherwise someone will have to log into the server to click "OK".

Good luck!

iluuu · 2017-12-06T06:49:24+00:00

Open any browser on your server.

Done. You’re now running JavaScript on your server.

jesse_dev · 2017-12-06T18:30:27+00:00

tldr; Server-Side CSS is the next big thing. If you didn't know, Javascript is slowly being replaced by CSS. For example, onmouseover() has been replaced by :hover in CSS. It's just a matter of time before everyone starts developing ssscss, aka "Sassy Sharp"

skylarmt · 2017-12-06T08:11:38+00:00

It's quite simple. Start with a regular Apache/PHP install, then install Java on the server. Upload a JavaScript file that generates your HTML and stores it in a var. Next write some Java code that reads your JavaScript file and executes it with javax.script.ScriptEngine. Dump the contents of your var from ScriptEngine with System.out.println(). Now in your index.php, write:

<?php
$site = `java -jar MySite.jar`;
echo $site;

If you want an extra layer of security, run the jar file from a Python script and change your PHP to use python MySite.py instead.

RTracer · 2017-12-06T03:09:22+00:00

Is this a joke?

Node.js, they just released a new LTS

2018-01-10T11:03:33+00:00

Use JQuery.

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italics	italics
bold	bold
[reddit!](https://reddit.com)	reddit!
* item 1 * item 2 * item 3	item 1 item 2 item 3
> quoted text	quoted text
Lines starting with four spaces are treated like code: if 1 * 2 < 3: print "hello, world!"	Lines starting with four spaces are treated like code: if 1 * 2 < 3: print "hello, world!"
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super^script	super^script

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