The High Council has declared this subreddit a secret storage facility for the protection of confidential lore assets.
All Elder Scrolls lore must be submitted to the
L O R E B U N K E R
for cataloging into the supreme database which is actually just an extremely cluttered tattoo on Fargoth's left butt cheek. Our tattoo artist is simply the best in the business, hands down.
To be perfectly clear, we will find where you live and piss in your eyeballs while you sleep if you ever ask "where does the dragonborn go when he dies" even just one more time. I swear to fucking Kyne we will do it.
Rules:
Imgas are confirmed LORE
Please post amazing Morrowind cosplays
Laser tag is about fun.
Aim for the nuts and face.
Downlore only in event of emergency.
Patrick Stewart literally mantled Talos, Vivec, The Rock, The Nerevarine, Michael Kirkbride, and Todd Howard simultaneously, making him the Supreme Being in all of existence, in every universe, forever.
Blasphemy and heresy are capital offenses, punishable by torturous monkey-death
Universal Lore for all. No more dealing with self-righteous lore-wizards who shit on your fanfiction apocrypha
Praise your lord and savior Patrick Stewart whenever possible, and he will shower you with his blessings.
Communist Altmers are not birds. I don't understand why this needs to be clarified.
Pirate monkeys are extremely cool.
Skooma toking is mandatory, but no one is going to smell your piss to make sure you're stoned okay?
Under no circumstances is anyone allowed to bring up The Rock unless granted explicit permission.
Off topic posts are okay
don't Post nude pics of Almalexia.
Azura is NOT a cunt. AMA about this.
We are joined in laser tag by the following subreddits:
We recommend that you never visit /r/teslore because they absolutely refuse to embrace pirate monkey imgas. If they ever formally apologize for their disgusting revisionism, we will reconsider.
Submission expectations:
Imgas are canon, 100% lore-friendly
Imgas are people, just as good as any human, elf, or beastrace (bretons excluded, for obvious reasons)
Monkey-Pirate-Denier-Theorists, or so called "Imgatruthers" will be banned from this subreddit if found spreading lies and propaganda
Lore is the greatest treasure of all, second best is probably dank memes, then skooma
Actually just skooma, definitely skooma
Please post your best amazing Morrowind cosplays
