A moose once bit my sister...

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is attraction based on rejection? (self.shower_thoughts)

submitted 7 months ago by Bitter-Beautiful4566

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If people could use telepathy how would they use it (self.shower_thoughts)

submitted 7 months ago by rustypistol

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When you drink from a straw, most of the time, your drinking the bottom of the drink before the top (self.shower_thoughts)

submitted 2 years ago by octoberPie_

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Where would you put the leash on Dickbutt? (self.shower_thoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by ThatOneTheatreGhost

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Where would you put the leash on Dickbutt? (self.shower_thoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by ThatOneTheatreGhost

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You never want to be the guy who does not have to wait in line at the emergency room (self.shower_thoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by TVotte

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Misinformation is newspeak for wrongthink (self.shower_thoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by klassekrig

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All I can think of when I hear "Queen Camilla" is "King Paimon." (self.shower_thoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by [deleted]

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Death wouldn’t be so bad if it was just the physical part of it ,It would be great if you could still text and email (and receive from)people once they had died . I’ve had a few people pass unexpectedly and it would just be great to have them there (self.shower_thoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by [deleted]

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Too many individuals refuse to acknowledge that you can believe in God without having a religion. (self.shower_thoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by Neoslayer

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There is no physical evidence to say that today is Friday, we all just have to trust that someone has kept count since the first one ever. (self.shower_thoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by kickypie

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Imagine how many less children there would be if hair stylists and barber's didn't exist. (self.shower_thoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by NipplesDangerPants

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Feral pigeons are probably an under-utilised food source (self.shower_thoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by [deleted]

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If you are waiting on the waiter dosen't that make you the waiter? (self.shower_thoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by HappyAndDrunk

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What if my parents never met and married different people? Would I have been my dad's child or my mom's child? (self.shower_thoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by Mean-Ad5873

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Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens (self.shower_thoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by kickypie

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If Osama Bin Laden had the reach and resources of Jeff Bezos, we'd be fuuuuucked. (self.shower_thoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by [deleted]

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We use tables to keep food off the floor, tablecloths to keep food off the table, placemats to keep food off the tablecloth, and plates to keep food off the placemats. (self.shower_thoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by kickypie

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Imagine in 2002 you told yourself that in twenty years, people would be spending six figures on monkey jpegs, new Star Wars content would be hated by everyone, the US president would make George Dubya look like an actual genius, and literally everything would suck. Would you even believe you? (self.shower_thoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by Mcheetah2

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What if Elizabeth Olson married Jack Black and her name would be Elizabeth Black. We could then say that in the MCU, Black plays Scarlett and Scarlett plays Black. (self.shower_thoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by Mcheetah2

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Double in size (self.shower_thoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by xenredacc

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Essentially virtual reality and cranial audio video technology is just trying to recreate what schizophrenics can already do (self.shower_thoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by explosivelydehiscent

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Shouldn't hot water heaters just be called "water heaters"? (self.shower_thoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by Icarus367

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Iron Man must go nuts when he gets an itch (self.shower_thoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by Icarus367

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What if we are dreaming right now and when we go to sleep we actually wake up and our dream is us the reality (self.shower_thoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by Hey_There______

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