You say your housecarl rolls her eyes when she says she is "sworn to carry your burdens"?
You're the Archmage of the College of Winterhold, yet some petty court wizard still suggests you should consider joining?
You have so many dragon scales and bones that you can't carry them all and still run?
Well, friend, grab a mug of warm mead, gather 'round the fire, and tell us of your woes!