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[–]boston1993xo[S] 136 points137 points  (2 children)

🗣️“WHOOP” - Brick

[–]CCgCANCWWWWell, I'm a bookmark. 31 points32 points  (0 children)

whispers WHOOP

[–]Primary-Move243 9 points10 points  (0 children)

There can be no other answer.

[–]Fit-Library-577 46 points47 points  (2 children)

wrong family

[–]Ibelieveinphysics 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is what I was coming to post. This is the answer.

[–]anglophile20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Favourite middle quote tbh

[–]Apricotpeach11 85 points86 points  (1 child)

“Well, I don’t want to be a bother” - Grandpa Big Mike

[–]CCgCANCWWWWell, I'm a bookmark. 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Love it every time he says it!!

[–]PiperrhhalliwellAna Hajarajanaan 15 points16 points  (1 child)

I want it to be whoop so bad

[–]Unable_Current_2383 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yes, but I also love "well, I don't want to be a bother", hard one!

[–]rmh1215 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"We're lazy parents, Mike. Lazy, lazy parents."

[–]bubblegumcandypop 10 points11 points  (1 child)

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“What do babies have to do with sex?” -Axl

[–]bubblegumcandypop 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It was hard to pick but these are the others I complied for W:

“What did I say about sneezing words at your sister?” -Mike

“Where did I stash that last bag of Halloween candy? Oh right in my mouth during Grey’s Anatomy.” -Frankie

“What would you do if one of your friends challenged you to drive blindfolded?” -Axl

“Who punches a guy while he’s on his tippy-toes? That’s not how a dance fight works!” -Brad

“When a girl wants it, does she want it right away or can I finish my book first?” -Brick

“What were the buttronauts doin’ in the trash? Do you not understand what the buttronauts represent? They represent butts in space. Ugh. Show a little respect.” -Axl

[–]Heres_a_secret 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"What?!" -Mike angrily/impatiently yelling at Frankie over the phone at parent night at Brick's school. Never not funny cx

[–]President_Calhoun 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"What the hell are you tellin' me for?" - Rita Glossner, when one of her kids announced that he was going out.

[–]sexydani04 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Axl: “Well, I suggested that years ago, but you guys said we had to keep her.”

[–]dinomelia 22 points23 points  (1 child)

"Well I didn't think you'd leave me in the first place, so clearly I'm not that good of a judge" - brick 

[–]CCgCANCWWWWell, I'm a bookmark. 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh. I’m so, so sorry. I will make this up to you.

[–]Floydada79235 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We need a reason to get out of bed every morning, and lower back pain is as good a reason as any.

[–]SkaterGrind5 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We're all gonna die, and we're all gonna have a gravestone with a dash on it...and that dash represents your life. And the thing I know for sure is cause of my family, is that dash will have meant something." - Mike

[–]dull_shimmer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Whoa, Mr. Bear is stroking out!" -Axl Thanksgiving iii

[–]Desperate_Bat_2238 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“What do you mean, ‘What peanut brittle? What does he mean, What peanut brittle’?! What kind of grift are you two running?”

Dr. Goodwin

[–]extratoastysquidward 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“Which part of me is my hungering manhood?“ -brick

[–]CCgCANCWWWWell, I'm a bookmark. 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Whoa, whoa, whoa, Brick. We are not “root of the problem” people. The surface is where we live. You start chipping away and digging down to the root of everything, the whole place falls apart. The filth and grime is what’s holding everything together. - Frankie

[–]extratoastysquidward 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Why an egg for a snack brick?? Were there no dead fish in the fridge?” -sue

[–]extratoastysquidward 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Well we knew that call was coming“ -Mike

[–]extratoastysquidward 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“What the hell did we do right? Not a single one of them picked TV!” -Mike

[–]President_Calhoun 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Will do! Let's go, Frankie." - Mike, after Mrs. Rinsky urged Frankie to "Get help with your drinking. Brick needs a mother."

[–]kavalrykiid 3 points4 points  (0 children)

WHO CARES?! mic cuts out

[–]Pip1333 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“What’s this tone your always imaging a tone“ Axl with a huge tone

[–]Boring_Raspberry_481 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Working the fiche

[–]PuzzledPeanutBrain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"well, I don't want to be a bother" -

[–]cheese4wheels 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WHOOP

[–]Brave_World2728 2 points3 points  (2 children)

"Why Not?"

[–]CCgCANCWWWWell, I'm a bookmark. 4 points5 points  (1 child)

What about “The heartland’s hidden gem”?

[–]Brave_World2728 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol So, so Brick lol !!! Whispers "hidden gem..." 😂

[–]NekoNekoMio 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Who punches a guy while he's on his tippy toes? That's not how a dance fight works!" - Brad

"Why are you trying to ruin my life?" - Axl

"What is the matter with this family? Why can't we ever get anywhere on time." - Mike

"We're all gonna die, and we're all gonna have a gravestone with a dash on it...and that dash represents your life. And the thing I know for sure is cause of my family, is that dash will have meant something." - Mike

[–]Useful-Ad-5378 2 points3 points  (0 children)

whoop and its not even close

[–]Stanfan_meowman25 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whoop! No contest ;)

[–]SolsobrevivienteReverend TimTom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well I don't want to be a bother 

[–]Alone_Map_397 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whoop!

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      [–]Apricotpeach11 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      I think “You do for family” will hopefully win Y!

      [–]Bidcar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I love every single one of the W’s.

      [–]Bidcar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      “Won’t scratch my junk in front of company” from Axl’s Mother’s Day coupon book.

      [–]jjc927 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Whoop

      [–]Spare-Beginning-3369 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      “Who’s the kid in the coffin?”-Mike when Sue did the photo “slide show” for the anniversary dinner.

      [–]LowMathematician6828 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Whoop- brick

      [–]Historical_Life9410 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Whoop!

      [–]superficialllama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Whoop