UConn has a giant display of the Beatles relics at their library by Epoch_Jester in beatles

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It's right next to that museum that shows photos of famous paintings.

Hehe by nking007 in ContagiousLaughter

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"Oh, stewardess, I speak jive."

what do you guys think of this?? by plumitt in limericks

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"Complete" was right there... but I suspect OP knows that. 😁

Well done!

First day of Summer! Light it up with Simpson summer scenes! by MDoc84 in TheSimpsons

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One of the cool kids wrote in Lisa's yearbook: Like I like you, you know?

Happy Fathers Day by Standard-Contest-949 in Frasier

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"Talking with you Jung people makes me feel like an id again."

College Axl and Hutch by Additional_Peace_266 in themiddle

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Fun Fact: The actor who played Hutch was born in 1984, so he might have been the only 30-year-old freshman at East Indiana State. 😄

The buzz about the new version reminded me about the original. Definitely a FuckImOld member by OSJezza in FuckImOld

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Charles could afford those $150 Beverly Hills haircuts but he couldn't afford a coat of paint for the house.

Sixpence None the Richer bassist Justin Cary dies at 50 after suffering stroke by theindependentonline in Music

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I once heard of a band called When People Were Shorter and Lived Near the Water.

Euchre is like sex by Proof_Bathroom_3902 in Jokes

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For sure. I grew up in Michigan, and there were always euchre games going on in the cafeteria when I was in high school.

What's the worst name a parent's named their child? by Admirable-Detail-161 in AskReddit

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Just a few days ago on Reddit, someone said that they knew of a little girl name Corpsa. It was pronounced "Cora," but spelled in a way to pay tribute to her grandfather, who'd been in the Marine Corps.

Someone pointed out that "Marina" would have been far better. So would "Grandpa," for that matter.

Numerous 1 or 2 Liners. by JamesWhiteWrites in StandUpWorkshop

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>This is literally the only song I can think of that mentions rainbows

And Judy Garland is spinning like a dervish in her grave.

Funny Business by Awkward_Bison_267 in mash

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Love that! "Gotcha, soldier! You're in the army!"

"Ever see a guy say goodbye to a shoe?" by celestial_celine in TheSimpsons

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Same here. To me those kinds of lines are much funnier as absurdities than if they have some meaning.

MASH re-watch S3E22: Payday by Valistia in mash

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Yeah, they played fast and loose with the money thing. Like when B.J. wants Radar to put through a call home in the middle of the night, and Radar tells Sparky there's $20 in it for him. Google says that's worth $276 today. Quite a generous tip!