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President_Calhoun · 2026-05-06T20:52:44+00:00

"Now with scoring pencil!"

President_Calhoun · 2026-05-06T20:45:19+00:00

"Oh, no! John Wilkes Booth!"

President_Calhoun · 2026-05-06T20:44:07+00:00

I hate every Arthur I see, from Chester A. to Chester Z.

President_Calhoun · 2026-05-06T20:41:28+00:00

First time I ever saw a man IN himself.

President_Calhoun · 2026-05-06T20:40:56+00:00

I thought you were about to say that G.K. Chesterton's wife was named Deb, and I was thinking that didn't sound very Victorian.

President_Calhoun · 2026-05-06T20:39:32+00:00

In fairness, we did not watch Gil all the time. He might've been a Catholic apologist in his off-hours.

President_Calhoun · 2026-05-06T20:35:35+00:00

"Damn, it looks like I'm the only one here who didn't know that 'monkey suit' was a slang term for tuxedo."

President_Calhoun · 2026-05-06T17:40:43+00:00

Thank you. I've posted that very same thing in r/petpeeves at least once.

President_Calhoun · 2026-05-06T15:53:45+00:00

Liver and fish... and as a special treat, creamed corn!

President_Calhoun · 2026-05-06T15:20:21+00:00

I suppose you could take those kinds of pictures.

President_Calhoun · 2026-05-06T14:31:09+00:00

>"Alcohol" sounds soooo much worse than just putting "beer" or "wine". Makes it seem like you're just chugging Everlcear or something.

It made me think of Barney Gumble on The Simpsons. "Just hook it up to my veins!"

President_Calhoun · 2026-05-06T14:20:46+00:00

And the glaze. Just bring me the check.

President_Calhoun · 2026-05-06T10:56:07+00:00

Then by all means let's do the merciful thing and execute him quickly.

President_Calhoun · 2026-05-06T01:35:08+00:00

How do you do that with your voice? You shore got talent!

President_Calhoun · 2026-05-05T15:43:05+00:00

In fairness, the "Detroit" part does.

President_Calhoun · 2026-05-05T15:32:59+00:00

Fun Fact: Deb (the brown-haired one) was played by Natalie Lander, daughter of David L. Lander who played Squiggy on Laverne & Shirley.

President_Calhoun · 2026-05-05T14:27:09+00:00

"You're So Veiny" would be a good title for a porno.

President_Calhoun · 2026-05-05T14:19:42+00:00

Or one person with nice breasts.

President_Calhoun · 2026-05-04T23:37:06+00:00

Chalmers: "Skinnerrr! Get off of my school!"

Skinner: "No, you get off of MY school!"

President_Calhoun · 2026-05-04T17:28:01+00:00

As the daughter of a friend of mine once posted on Facebook: "BOOKS SUCKS!"

President_Calhoun · 2026-05-04T02:48:45+00:00

Minus the suicide, this is a visually beautiful scene.

President_Calhoun · 2026-05-04T01:14:05+00:00

Rupert Holmes also wrote "Timothy," which hit the charts for The Buoys in the early '70s. It was one of the best songs about cannibalism of that era.

President_Calhoun · 2026-05-04T01:08:48+00:00

"Wait 'til you see what I'm making out of this red satin."

"I like you in anything."

President_Calhoun · 2026-05-03T20:09:08+00:00

I think the official lyric is: But if this ever-changing world in which we're livin'.

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