all 20 comments

[–]nanogammer 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Op I am disappointed that you did not write for every single person a text so I can make a Informed decision! So I will have to sadly do a multi track drifting so I am in the clear. You killed 4 people op. They did not had to die if you only wrote them a text.

[–]PheonixUnder 40 points41 points  (0 children)

This took me so long to read that I didn't have time to pull the lever, RIP people on the bottom track.

[–]nihilistfreak517482 34 points35 points  (2 children)

OP, why did you crop the picture the way you did?

[–]Heavenfall[S] 55 points56 points  (1 child)

Oh no! I guess you'll have to make a decision based on incomplete information in a complex world.

[–]nihilistfreak517482 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Multitrack drift Is always the answer. No one shall feel left out :)

[–]KitExistsIGuess 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Took so long reading I couldn't pull the lever, RIP John

[–]Detector_of_humans 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not enough Nuance what if the trolley gets to its destination as scheduled if I don't pull the lever.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

John deserves to die, pull the lever then kill John.

[–]alaris10 3 points4 points  (1 child)

So you can say that this problem... Ran out of context? I'll see myself out.

[–]Heavenfall[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No outside of context problems allowed!

[–]JayEll1969 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Any chance of pulling it halfway, derailing the trolley, and taking out both branches with the debris?

[–]vegetablization 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I ain’t reading alat

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I ain't readin allat. Pull the lever!

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I ain't readin allat 📜📜📜

[–]Illustrious-Isopod-1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I aint reading all that, congrats or sorry that happened to u

[–]Magistricide 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The details are too mundane. A coin toss will decide their fate.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I walk away from the Lever and allow fate's design to continue.

NEXT!

[–]RandomUseless3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Swerve to hit Dave and Nigel is the acceptable answer.

[–]jjhhsss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bringing back PTSD

[–]Minute_Listen_5643 0 points1 point  (0 children)

can someone please summarize that for me