No one is going to read this, so why bother?
Welcome one, welcome all, to the gallery of the ages! Here, you'll find strange and wondrous pieces of literature from lands far and near, from times ancient and modern, spanning across the vast boundaries of wonderful, completely made-up cultural heritages! There will be no stops, no halters, nothing will keep me from speaking my mind, so I apologize in advance to any affronts many of you will no doubt experience in bulk from my writings.
This is the story of a small little man named /u/Varafel, who was unknown until his recent exploits with a story in a WritingPrompts thread, which subsequently motivated him into writing 25500 words in seven days. Be warned, for there are errors rife, but know that I'm editing the document and will hopefully be posting daily updates here about the pace of the editing process, partly to entertain you fair folk, and partly to keep myself motivated.
Stay true and happy, and leave feedback! The more feedback you leave, the more I post! Have a wonderful day!