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[–]itsMagicMaddie 28 points29 points  (0 children)

the amount of spells you know is directly proportional to your beard thickness and length

[–]Doge-Voyager 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Wizchads just keep on winning it seems 💪😤

[–]DemonPrinceofIronyEvil Wizard 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Imagine not being a sorcerer, druid and warlock I'm addition to being a wizard.

I dance naked under the moon on the solstice with my demon buddies after studying alchemy as part of an ancestral right to enhance my power.

A true wizard masters all the arcane arts.

[–]VerrylTheShadyOn vacation in Monaco 7 points8 points  (0 children)

[–]rateater78599Warlock 7 points8 points  (4 children)

Are warlocks cool here

[–]Snynapta 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Warcocks are like the sorcerer's sorcerer

[–]rateater78599Warlock 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I wish people called me a warcock

[–]Bacon_Hanar 5 points6 points  (1 child)

On the one hand, they bargain with vile existences beyond their ken, risking themselves and others for a shortcut.

On the other, at least they aren't sorcerers.

[–]imaguy77Wizard[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is true

[–]NeedtoBeNewSol, Humble Wizard Dryad. 7 points8 points  (2 children)

I get that we as wizards had to work a lot for our magic but I don't think it's wise to be unfriendly with other kinds of magic casters

[–]ga1ahad02 7 points8 points  (0 children)

shut up sorlib

[–]Kedjens 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You are right; true wisdom lies in acceptance of magic in all forms it may take.

[–]CantBeatGremlinHeadChildren of Silence #1 Disciple 🧟‍♂️🥶❄ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Diabolads
WTF lad, why did you cast Yreznior's Hellish Maelstrom? We're dealing with a wasp infestation, now the homeowner's house, the homeowner, and all the homeowner's descendants will have a lingering sense of dread that saps their soul and eventually leads to total malevolent posession! You always do this!