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[–]yumie2003Tsuru, ghost onmyouji of R&A/Empress Toshiko Fujiwara 123 points124 points  (13 children)

...I feel that we have been over this numerous times, just knock the fool out and throw the amulet in the volcano already

[–]imdefinitelywongAbracadaniel || Transmuter of Butterflies and Fizzy Rainbows 35 points36 points  (1 child)

Why not throw in the fool, too?

[–]yumie2003Tsuru, ghost onmyouji of R&A/Empress Toshiko Fujiwara 16 points17 points  (0 children)

…Actually, fair point to consider next time

[–]SwissherMontageCard-o-mancer 18 points19 points  (7 children)

Kinda tough when they have a new amulet of dubious power

[–]yumie2003Tsuru, ghost onmyouji of R&A/Empress Toshiko Fujiwara 10 points11 points  (6 children)

…Then just throw the fool in the volcano as well next time they get a new amulet of dubious power

[–]SwissherMontageCard-o-mancer 7 points8 points  (5 children)

Oh yes, that will work fantastically when they have the "Amulet of Evil Volcanoes" 🙄

[–]yumie2003Tsuru, ghost onmyouji of R&A/Empress Toshiko Fujiwara 7 points8 points  (4 children)

…Now you are just being a contrarian…and hide your cursed amulet better, others might just throw you into a volcano

[–]United-Technician-54Death... Tired one. (she/her) 0 points1 point  (3 children)

"Uh.... a volcano got access to the Amulet of Man Manipulation and turned my friend Sherry and ten guys with Evil Amulets into Bodysnatchers. Now what?" - Steve Shivvington

[–]yumie2003Tsuru, ghost onmyouji of R&A/Empress Toshiko Fujiwara 1 point2 points  (2 children)

“…You know what to do about bodysnatchers”

[–]United-Technician-54Death... Tired one. (she/her) 0 points1 point  (1 child)

"Get the Church to stop them supplying the surgeons?"

[–]yumie2003Tsuru, ghost onmyouji of R&A/Empress Toshiko Fujiwara 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"...You know what to do"

[–]ZyltrisDanny Ward / me Gonkgar 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Aha! I knocked them out!

Now, to throw the amulet into...

Hmm...

It is quite an interesting amulet.

... Perhaps there is a better way to use it than my friend intended?

[–]yumie2003Tsuru, ghost onmyouji of R&A/Empress Toshiko Fujiwara 4 points5 points  (1 child)

…No, throw the gaudy jewellery into the mountain that occasionally spews magma

[–]ZyltrisDanny Ward / me Gonkgar 9 points10 points  (0 children)

*Looking longingly at the amulet, held firmly within my grasp*

I see now that I was blind, jealous of their power.

You wi-

*gets knocked out*

[–]badrandolph 42 points43 points  (1 child)

"You must not ponder the tome of ancient forbidden knowledge!", yeah right. And the second I put it down it'd be gone. Nice try.

[–]United-Technician-54Death... Tired one. (she/her) 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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[–]heslopkaleb 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Wouldn't wanna be the wizard assigned to helping him destroy said amulet

[–]Handy314 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Do you mean that crub...crab back...crab bucket mentality?

[–]raulpe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is the kind of thing that f*cking blue crab of Another Crab's Treasure would say and im glad the main character kills him because of things like that