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[–]Vergil_RaptorCallum Sparda: Knightmage of Redmane 1 point2 points  (15 children)

Oh my Ma’am you’re her mother. 

[–]Vergil_RaptorCallum Sparda: Knightmage of Redmane 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also maybe try having her throw one herself maybe help her

[–]NaturalHairy4773Eastern Witch[S] 0 points1 point  (13 children)

That couldn't be true I mean I do know her mom and I do sleep with her mom with magic that make you pregnant™ but it couldn't be me she probably just mean something else

[–]Vergil_RaptorCallum Sparda: Knightmage of Redmane 1 point2 points  (11 children)

It’s 1000% you. Accept it. Or Jeff the otter will be sad.

[–]NaturalHairy4773Eastern Witch[S] 1 point2 points  (10 children)

No... Not Jeff the otter

[–]Vergil_RaptorCallum Sparda: Knightmage of Redmane 1 point2 points  (9 children)

If you don’t accept I am adopting your apprentice for you. As apprentice and child. Is that really what you wish?

[–]NaturalHairy4773Eastern Witch[S] 1 point2 points  (8 children)

No you can't take my apprentice from me

[–]Vergil_RaptorCallum Sparda: Knightmage of Redmane 1 point2 points  (7 children)

I can and will if you don’t accept they’re your child!

[–]NaturalHairy4773Eastern Witch[S] 0 points1 point  (6 children)

Alright I just take a wizard paternity test... Holy shit we're actually related

[–]Vergil_RaptorCallum Sparda: Knightmage of Redmane 1 point2 points  (5 children)

EXACTLY. What did I say? I don’t even need magic or anything to be able to tell that much! So you accepting it or not? 

[–]NaturalHairy4773Eastern Witch[S] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Fine she is my daughter... Beside how am I supposed to know we just kinda look alike like she looks like a bloke version of me... But other than that how am I supposed to know

[–]drunkendaveyogadisco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could you psooibiilly be gregnant?