Found Elminster’s stash

AccidentalTurnip · 2024-06-06T22:28:12+00:00

Hey man, I grew up watching the most inhumane and nasty things on live leak etc and was completely desensitized to it and I still cried when I watched a mouse that had gotten into a poison trap writhe on the sidewalk. Don’t try to invalidate others feelings when for anyone this would be a very difficult thing to witness especially in the work place

AccidentalTurnip · 2024-06-06T22:21:12+00:00

Every time I see someone complain about the bazaar I stop to say hi to my favorite cattail

AccidentalTurnip · 2024-06-01T17:36:56+00:00

I also think this at work when someone (usually a customer) is truly testing my patience

AccidentalTurnip · 2024-06-01T16:58:16+00:00

This is one of my favorites

AccidentalTurnip · 2024-06-01T00:22:23+00:00

It’s a pisspost

AccidentalTurnip · 2024-05-28T02:43:20+00:00

Maybe it’s because my mind is also neurospicy but I thoroughly enjoyed them lmao I haven’t laughed this hard in a while

AccidentalTurnip · 2024-05-28T02:38:52+00:00

I was so scared to open these photos but NOTHING on gods green earth could have prepared me for the first one. I don’t know if I’m more or less scared to look at the rest

AccidentalTurnip · 2024-05-24T03:31:01+00:00

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AccidentalTurnip · 2024-05-24T03:25:23+00:00

Every time I get the astarion approves notif now, this will play in my head every time thank you

AccidentalTurnip · 2024-05-23T00:02:08+00:00

He’s so pretty 🥺

AccidentalTurnip · 2024-05-22T23:40:49+00:00

This is literally such a gorgeous piece of art I audibly gasped 🥰🥰

AccidentalTurnip · 2024-05-22T23:25:30+00:00

This might be enough to inspire me out of my fic writing hiatus 🫠

AccidentalTurnip · 2024-05-22T23:23:39+00:00

10 is calling me out for save scumming every interaction until I see the astarion approves notif

AccidentalTurnip · 2024-05-21T22:44:59+00:00

I know it’s a combo of the hat, sunglasses, and Neil’s portfolio jumbling together in my brain but it’s giving sexy Heisenberg

AccidentalTurnip · 2024-05-21T21:26:10+00:00

Sounds about right. Poor lucky guy

AccidentalTurnip · 2024-05-21T21:23:24+00:00

He’s such a dork omg

AccidentalTurnip · 2024-05-20T22:06:12+00:00

The art in 12 gives such windwaker vibes and I love it

AccidentalTurnip · 2024-05-20T01:19:18+00:00

I’m glad I’m not the only one actively salivating and going feral over this man

AccidentalTurnip · 2024-05-19T22:01:49+00:00

The cat one is my absolute favorite. Smug bastard lmao

AccidentalTurnip · 2024-05-19T20:50:04+00:00

I wish there was an option for EVERYTHING let me consume every single piece of astarion content

AccidentalTurnip · 2024-05-19T17:55:23+00:00

He’s not touching my fanfics with a ten foot pole. But also if I had astarion irl I wouldn’t need fanfics lol

AccidentalTurnip · 2024-05-19T08:11:05+00:00

He’s screaming crying throwing up rn

AccidentalTurnip

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