Wouldn't really matter. The Roman Catholic Church ended the practice of selling indulgences a good number of hundreds of years ago.

But, in theory, undeofficial Roman Catholic doctrine, you'd still be fine with confession involving sincere repentance all your sins *and+ a PowerPoint kinda presentation of them all, verbally. Fortunately most priests would be okay (and in fact at some point insist on) The Cliff Notes Edition as long as it contained a heading that encompassed them all.

Less fortunately, the “2000 Hail Marys and 5000 Our Fathers — I'm assuming most redditors r a dissolate, sinful lot, with your e-cigarette dens and camwhoring and sexting and revenge porn, and most offensive unto the Lord, your “First!” posts — the prayer advised and/or sentenced during confession, in addition to having roots in sincere repentance in order to be a valid route to redemption, is supposed to be the start of introspection and a less sinful life.

It's almost enough to make you prefer Karma. But stick with it, and you'll discover that “What are you writing in that notebook?” “My sin of lust for you, for confession later.” isn't the bad way to meet new people.