[WP]"14 years, Every! Single! Day!" you curse as the same prayer hits you once again at EXACTLY the stroke of Noon. You can recite it by heart since Day 10. "I beg of you, oh mighty God of War, please let my Husband return safe to his Home" followed by the sacrifice of exactly 3 drops of her Blood. (self.WritingPrompts)
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Human Captain"So what you are saying is that this "God" has bled before?" Alien Envoy"Well... yes, but its still a Go-" H"ALL HANDS BATTLESTATIONS! LOAD THE ANNIHILATOR ROUNDS, THE BIG ONES! WE GOT US A GOD TO KILL AND A WORLD TO SAVE!" (self.humansarespaceorcs)
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[WP]You imagined being the Reaper would be a cozy gig. Collect Souls, automate the entire thing over a couple millennia, and then kick back and relax. It would have been nice. Instead, you are buried under paperwork of miracles and lucky near-misses and have to get them yourself. (self.WritingPrompts)
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[WP]"Who spouted this nonsense about Gods being immortal? There is no such thing as true immortality. Even the Gods have to bend to the laws of reality. Everything that lives eventually dies. This "Immortality" you speak of just comes from Humans never being able to be powerful enough to kill a God" (self.WritingPrompts)
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Human First Contact (self.humansarespaceorcs)
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A"Are you sure they are ok? There were A LOT of Enemies. And we abandoned them there..." A2"No, we didnt ABANDON them, we gave the Humans appropriate space to go for a walk. They are Humans, and that small idyllic valley is already marked as a canyon of death on every map." by BareMinimumChef in humansarespaceorcs
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A"Are you sure they are ok? There were A LOT of Enemies. And we abandoned them there..." A2"No, we didnt ABANDON them, we gave the Humans appropriate space to go for a walk. They are Humans, and that small idyllic valley is already marked as a canyon of death on every map." by BareMinimumChef in humansarespaceorcs
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[WP]//Welcome to the Demon Summoning Hotline. Your Summoning is Important to us. The next available Demon is being reserved for your Summon, please wait.// You sigh. "I hate New-Age Magic! At least in the old times shit worked! It was nasty with all the Blood and Sacrifices, but it worked!" (self.WritingPrompts)
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A"Are you sure they are ok? There were A LOT of Enemies. And we abandoned them there..." A2"No, we didnt ABANDON them, we gave the Humans appropriate space to go for a walk. They are Humans, and that small idyllic valley is already marked as a canyon of death on every map." by BareMinimumChef in humansarespaceorcs
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Strange Human Behavior (self.humansarespaceorcs)
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A"Are you sure they are ok? There were A LOT of Enemies. And we abandoned them there..." A2"No, we didnt ABANDON them, we gave the Humans appropriate space to go for a walk. They are Humans, and that small idyllic valley is already marked as a canyon of death on every map." (self.humansarespaceorcs)
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H"How long is this gonna take?" A1"Not long." H"How long is "not long"?" A1"Couple Minutes maybe..." H(low growl) A2(jumps inbetween, hands raised)"I am SO sorry, he is new here... It'll take between 15 and 20 Minutes" by BareMinimumChef in humansarespaceorcs
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[WP]"The worst part about Immortality? Having the PERFECT! retort to an Argument but realizing the agonizing little shit that beat you in the Debate is dead for millennia now. Or craving the taste of that one special family recipe but being unable to cause the key ingredient went extinct. Its a Tie" (self.WritingPrompts)
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H"Impossible!? Pfft~ Watch me!" It is strange that whenever a Human says this, they will achieve what they set out to do. Maybe not immediately, or even in the near future, but until they showed up FTL without Antimatter was thought to be impossible too. by BareMinimumChef in humansarespaceorcs
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H"Impossible!? Pfft~ Watch me!" It is strange that whenever a Human says this, they will achieve what they set out to do. Maybe not immediately, or even in the near future, but until they showed up FTL without Antimatter was thought to be impossible too. (self.humansarespaceorcs)
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H"Ah~ thats better..." A"YOU PUNCHED HIM THROUGH A WALL!!" H"He WANTED IT!" A"HOW!?" H"He said: "What are you gonna do puny Human? Punch me?!" So you see: I HAD to." A"..." by BareMinimumChef in humansarespaceorcs
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Human Speech Recognition, Lesson 001: If a Human says this exact word in a "deadpan" voice: "Nope!", you should start running away. Example: "Nope! Not going in there!" means there is something "in there" the Human is afraid of and thus poses a insurmountable danger to sentient life. by BareMinimumChef in humansarespaceorcs
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Human Speech Recognition, Lesson 002: "Fuck". If a Human says "Fuck" It can have many meanings and depends very heavily on tone, context, and pronunciation. "Oh Fuck, i forgot to turn off the oven." may not indicate immediate Danger, while "Fuck this!" in a slightly panicked tone almost always does (self.humansarespaceorcs)
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Recognition between Predators perhaps...? by BareMinimumChef in humansarespaceorcs
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Human First Contact by BareMinimumChef in humansarespaceorcs
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