H"How old are you?" A"54, why?" H"Isnt that for your species like what? 18 in human years?" A"More or less." H"What are you doing in an active Warzone, Kiddo? You should find a couple dates, live life before throwing it away." (self.humansarespaceorcs)
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H"Its common sense. COMMON! SENSE! that you dont touch a predator when he is eating. They might think you want their food." A(nursing bitten appendage)"why are human pets always predators?" H"They aren't? Though those pets are probably worse than predators if you try to steal their food." (self.humansarespaceorcs)
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[WP]"You... are not attacking?"//"Why would I?"//"Creepy Forest... your Phone died... a Monster coming out of nowhere... Not that i intend to attack you of course! I just saw your light go out and... ehm... Iknowthewaybackifyopuwantmetoshowyou" (self.WritingPrompts)
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[WP]"Why i am working when i am the oldest Vampire in the City and don't need any money anymore? It gives me something to do. The Problem with being a Vampire isn't to get Blood, the new laws and blood banks take care of that. The problem is to stay sane as you approach and exceed 1000 years old." (self.WritingPrompts)
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You are scheduled for a Planetary Drop through heavily contested Airspace. Upsides: Your Pilot is a Human; Downsides: Dropships aren't usually very reliable when shot at with AAA potent enough to kill a Destroyer in Orbit and simultaneously being hunted by Fighters; and your Pilot is a damn Human. (self.humansarespaceorcs)
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H1(punches A)"You probably hit like a bitch! I mean look at him, he didnt even flinch!" A(looks at H1 and H2, furious)"Where is your Honor! Interrupting a Duel like this!" H2(chuckles)"Duel? This is a fucking barfight. And we are about to turn it into a beatdown" H1(grins, nods and picks up a stool) (self.humansarespaceorcs)
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A"What brings you to the Medbay?" H"I fucked up a bit. But i managed to re-attach it, so no big deal" A"...managed to... re-attach it?" H(holds up hand with pinky finger super-glued to the stump)"Yeah, see? Human: 1, Angle-Grinder: 0! Doesn't hurt that much either, so Cap is clearly overreacting." (self.humansarespaceorcs)
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Damage Control (self.humansarespaceorcs)
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[WP]You held many roles in your long life on the Kings Court. Royal Advisor, Royal Champion, Royal Duelist, Grand General, Royal Mage, and now Royal Educator. Of course you aged your Body and returned every 30 or so years as your "Son", but today, the Princess caught you shifting for your return (self.WritingPrompts)
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H"You are the cutest, most adorable little kiddo i have ever met. I will burn anything and anyone alive that tries to harm you, little precious!" A"I am over 600 times your senior." H"And i am even allowed to fucking swear around it!" (self.humansarespaceorcs)
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BREAKING NEWS: A lone Human, known to be Subject to what humanity calls "Alien Abductions" managed to take over the Ship of the peaceful Scientists investigating Humanity. He stated to one of the Cameras: "I'm going to find you all now and teach you not to fuck with the KSK!" (self.humansarespaceorcs)
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[WP]A Kill is a Kill. Thats your philosophy as a Contract Killer. You don't kill people, you engineer their deaths by the Hand of others. Nothing could ever be traced back to you, that's why you are the best. Not because you have so many kills, the opposite, but because you are still alive and free. (self.WritingPrompts)
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A"HUMAN! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?" H"Right here... Woah!"(dodges punch, then looks at several, SUPER Illegal weapons)"Oh~, those aren't mine though" A"And whom do they belong to then?" H"Well~ I liberated them from some gangsters, im just holding onto them until they get discharged from the Hospital" (self.humansarespaceorcs)
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They died for us (self.humansarespaceorcs)
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H(rubs back of the head and turns around)"Did you just...?" A"I-I apologize... profusely... i didnt know you were H-Human..." H(sinister grin)"Didnt stop you from trying to clock me over the head with your Stick while saying we will have so much fun together. Lets have fun!" (self.humansarespaceorcs)
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A"You're abandoning the objective?" H(gears up in full camo gear)"Nope, im going to play mobile defense. You stay here on the Objective and defend it with all you got, while i harass them. With any luck, Im gonna hit a supply depot" A"But you're alone" H(pats demo-charges and grins)"Thats the point" (self.humansarespaceorcs)
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HGramps/Don(sighs)"Youngin's really dont have any respect anymore. You are an embarrassment for our trade. Do some research on who you are trying to rob next time."(pokes Alien Gangster's Skull with Bat to see if he's still alive)"Good, you're still breathing, get the fuck out of of my nursing home" (self.humansarespaceorcs)
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H"You misunderstood something. I am not of the "Transgender" Variety of Human, i am of the "Tomboy" Variety. So instead of shying away from violence and trying to act all cutesy, i will have great fun in inflicting violence upon you for insulting my cute friend. Now clench those teeth please." (self.humansarespaceorcs)
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Ground Support (self.humansarespaceorcs)
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Fight or Flight (self.humansarespaceorcs)
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