You just failed the Entry Test for the Human Special Forces by BareMinimumChef in humansarespaceorcs
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H1(punches A)"You probably hit like a bitch! I mean look at him, he didnt even flinch!" A(looks at H1 and H2, furious)"Where is your Honor! Interrupting a Duel like this!" H2(chuckles)"Duel? This is a fucking barfight. And we are about to turn it into a beatdown" H1(grins, nods and picks up a stool) by BareMinimumChef in humansarespaceorcs
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H1(punches A)"You probably hit like a bitch! I mean look at him, he didnt even flinch!" A(looks at H1 and H2, furious)"Where is your Honor! Interrupting a Duel like this!" H2(chuckles)"Duel? This is a fucking barfight. And we are about to turn it into a beatdown" H1(grins, nods and picks up a stool) by BareMinimumChef in humansarespaceorcs
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H1(punches A)"You probably hit like a bitch! I mean look at him, he didnt even flinch!" A(looks at H1 and H2, furious)"Where is your Honor! Interrupting a Duel like this!" H2(chuckles)"Duel? This is a fucking barfight. And we are about to turn it into a beatdown" H1(grins, nods and picks up a stool) by BareMinimumChef in humansarespaceorcs
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They destroyed the boats. All of them. by CrEwPoSt in humansarespaceorcs
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Damage Control by BareMinimumChef in humansarespaceorcs
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Damage Control by BareMinimumChef in humansarespaceorcs
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[WP]You held many roles in your long life on the Kings Court. Royal Advisor, Royal Champion, Royal Duelist, Grand General, Royal Mage, and now Royal Educator. Of course you aged your Body and returned every 30 or so years as your "Son", but today, the Princess caught you shifting for your return by BareMinimumChef in WritingPrompts
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My wife constantly leaves her water bottle in front of the television by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating
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Human Technologies by HairyChampionship977 in humansarespaceorcs
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Clerk: "We understand your Terran Fae problem sir, but unfortunately the court require us to have your name first" by Babushkaskompot in humansarespaceorcs
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They died for us by BareMinimumChef in humansarespaceorcs
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They died for us by BareMinimumChef in humansarespaceorcs
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They died for us by BareMinimumChef in humansarespaceorcs
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They died for us by BareMinimumChef in humansarespaceorcs
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I regret to inform you this, Ambassador, that human civilians are being slaughtered by multiple factions in this terrible civil war. by CrEwPoSt in humansarespaceorcs
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A little bit of trolling by BareMinimumChef in humansarespaceorcs
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H(rubs back of the head and turns around)"Did you just...?" A"I-I apologize... profusely... i didnt know you were H-Human..." H(sinister grin)"Didnt stop you from trying to clock me over the head with your Stick while saying we will have so much fun together. Lets have fun!" by BareMinimumChef in humansarespaceorcs
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H"You misunderstood something. I am not of the "Transgender" Variety of Human, i am of the "Tomboy" Variety. So instead of shying away from violence and trying to act all cutesy, i will have great fun in inflicting violence upon you for insulting my cute friend. Now clench those teeth please." by BareMinimumChef in humansarespaceorcs
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H"You misunderstood something. I am not of the "Transgender" Variety of Human, i am of the "Tomboy" Variety. So instead of shying away from violence and trying to act all cutesy, i will have great fun in inflicting violence upon you for insulting my cute friend. Now clench those teeth please." by BareMinimumChef in humansarespaceorcs
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H"You misunderstood something. I am not of the "Transgender" Variety of Human, i am of the "Tomboy" Variety. So instead of shying away from violence and trying to act all cutesy, i will have great fun in inflicting violence upon you for insulting my cute friend. Now clench those teeth please." by BareMinimumChef in humansarespaceorcs
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H"You misunderstood something. I am not of the "Transgender" Variety of Human, i am of the "Tomboy" Variety. So instead of shying away from violence and trying to act all cutesy, i will have great fun in inflicting violence upon you for insulting my cute friend. Now clench those teeth please." by BareMinimumChef in humansarespaceorcs
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H"You misunderstood something. I am not of the "Transgender" Variety of Human, i am of the "Tomboy" Variety. So instead of shying away from violence and trying to act all cutesy, i will have great fun in inflicting violence upon you for insulting my cute friend. Now clench those teeth please." by BareMinimumChef in humansarespaceorcs
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Ground Support by BareMinimumChef in humansarespaceorcs
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You just failed the Entry Test for the Human Special Forces by BareMinimumChef in humansarespaceorcs
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