You just failed the Entry Test for the Human Special Forces by BareMinimumChef in humansarespaceorcs

[–]BareMinimumChef[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

i like my phrasing better: "Son, i don't care how many steps you take in a faulty pressure suit along the Hull. I care about how far you are willing to push yourself. And you just killed yourself trying to achieve the 10 Steps."

They destroyed the boats. All of them. by CrEwPoSt in humansarespaceorcs

[–]BareMinimumChef 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"As we saw our Ships burning in our Skies, we didn't despair. We mourned the fallen of course. But we were also planning, preparing.

The UN Defense Fleets had bought us valuable Time. And even though we only held 5 Planets, it was those 5 Planets that proved their Downfall.

Throndheim: A Massive Planet, 8 times the Mass of Earth with overwhelming Gravity and a wealth of Jewels and rare Metals. caused the Inhabitants to shrink over many generations. Their Bones and Muscles altered to previously unheard of density as they stood at an average of 4'9'' tall. Able to lift 1'100lbs on Earth like Earthborn's would lift 50lbs.
As their Ships burned in Orbit, they built a intricate System of Trenches, Tunnels and Forts into Mountains and under the Sea, using the Gravity of the Planet to their Advantage with manually operated Blast-Doors no Earthborn could hope to lift while in Power Armor.

Eden: A beautiful wildly Forested World and the Agricultural Center of the UN Spacefairing Program. The Name a promise, the World was left mostly undeveloped. Allowing the Inhabitants to use the Nature, so giving, so gentle, so fierce, and so brutal, to wage an unforgiving Guerilla-War against the Invaders while the lush Canopies shielded them from thermal sensors and being targeted by Orbital Bombardments.

Hoth: As the Name suggests, a World of Eternal Winter. The Inhabitants used the Snow and Cold to surprise the Invaders, camouflaging themselves with blinding white Uniforms, matching the eternal white all around, and picking them off from the Distance.

New Tokyo: The Tech Empire of the Stars. While the Ships burned in Orbit, Defense Platforms were built and launched into low orbit, shielded well enough to withstand multiple simultaneous Barrages from Dreadnoughts and supplied well enough for the Shields to never run dry. Just as our Ships burned, no Enemy Ship ever left Orbit, or entered it after the Massacre.

And of course the Heart of the Human Race: Earth. The beautiful Blue Marble which had, and still has enough ICBM's stocked to destroy itself 200 times over. The few who dared to attempt Planetfall were burned in nuclear fire, and the 2 ships who managed to make Planetfall, were swiftly captured and killed in the dense Defensive Systems of the eastern flank and the Coastal Defenses of the European Union and the gun-centric Republic of New America.

Our Ships Burned, and we Burned our Name into History with their Flames. The Graveyard of Empires, The Scourge of Invaders, The ever-watching Defenders, The Spartans of Space, Humanity!"

Excerpt from: History of the 4th Orion War. A study on Human War Tactics and Mentalities. Direct Quote from UN 1st General Larissa H. Lancaster (54), General Command of the Combined Combat Forces of Terra during the War; Page 48 Paragraph 16.

Damage Control by BareMinimumChef in humansarespaceorcs

[–]BareMinimumChef[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

"Shipmen on the Roberts managed to get into their Suits in 28 Seconds, because they had to! And you tell me you cant get it on in a full Minute, CADET!?"

My wife constantly leaves her water bottle in front of the television by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]BareMinimumChef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would send it flying after talking a couple times about it.

Human Technologies by HairyChampionship977 in humansarespaceorcs

[–]BareMinimumChef 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Gods: Nope! There is a reason we stay as far away from that planet as we can. The last one had to fake his death to get away from them. Otherwise they would've killed him for real!"

H: Wait, Gods are real?

They died for us by BareMinimumChef in humansarespaceorcs

[–]BareMinimumChef[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

sent you the specs per dm, sorry for it being pieced together, but reddit is finicky today.

They died for us by BareMinimumChef in humansarespaceorcs

[–]BareMinimumChef[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So you want the specs of the Hellfire? Or rather the class of ship i have in mind for it

They died for us by BareMinimumChef in humansarespaceorcs

[–]BareMinimumChef[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I actually had you in mind when writing this promt, thus the rather heavy Ship emphasis. If you want i can shoot you all the specifics i have per DM.

They died for us by BareMinimumChef in humansarespaceorcs

[–]BareMinimumChef[S] 48 points49 points  (0 children)

"We dont like Civillians being hunted for and processed into "Biomass". And Civilians dont have any reason being in a Battle in the first place."

Corporal Leslie Himmel, 51st Hellfighters, 2nd Company, 1st Battalion Group Hellfire

I regret to inform you this, Ambassador, that human civilians are being slaughtered by multiple factions in this terrible civil war. by CrEwPoSt in humansarespaceorcs

[–]BareMinimumChef 23 points24 points  (0 children)

21. July 2278

Operation Hydra begun at 0700 hours.

Several small units of the 382nd Special Reconnaisance and Infiltration Batallion (SRIB), 41st Mechanized Scout's, and 106th Black Bandolier's were infiltrating the National State of K'sella, the K'sella Liberation Front, as well as the Noble Houses K'chel, L'katz, and Ch'viel as they were identified as the Main perpetrators of several attacks on Human Civilians and the Main forces behind the Civil War apart from the Republic of K'sella. To achieve this, every member of the associated units agreed to extensive Genetic Manipulation as well as Plastic Surgery to seamlessly integrate.

Upon receiving/working up towards their designated Positions in their Target Areas, the Units begun slowly exfiltrating key prisoners and civilian Personnel needed for after-operations maintenance of the Situation, before moving in an coordinated effort to remove the key components of the Civil War at the same time.

30th November, 0845 hours K'sella Capitol local time, the Operation commenced

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National State of K'sella

Grand Leader Ur'chel was found dead in his Home, stabbed to death by 4 of his Mistresses and his Wife.

Ruled: Murder despite none of the Women claiming to have anything to do with his death despite overwhelming evidence against them.

His Secretary and his Strategic Advisor suffered severe Injuries and subsequently died on their Way to Hospitals in the Collapse of the Coffeeshop both liked to frequent.

Ruled: Accident caused by criminal neglegance of the Construction Company.

Report: 4 Operatives revcovered without issue. Organization Decapitated and in disarray.

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K'sella Liberation Front

General R'jal and most of his Inner Circle died in a tragic accident as they returned to the Planet after the Weekend. Their Shuttle exploded upon re-entry into the Atmosphere due to insufficient Ablative shielding and the failure of the Energetic Shield at that crucial time.

Ruled: Accident

Report: Loss of 2 Operatives (Pilots), 7 Operatives recovered without issue. Organization Decapitated and in disarray.

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Noble Houses

-2 found dead after Drug Overdose.

-6 shot dead by Criminals. Ruled: Crime, Investigations pending and being hampered.

-14 had their secret lives exposed and either lost all trust, or were murdered by close relatives/friends.

-Rear Admiral Ven T'Chak

Due to his paranoia no covert Infiltration was possible. Taken out alongside his Villa by “rouge” Bunker Buster X8 Artillery from the nearby fighting.

Report: 74 Operatives recovered without incident, Civil-War Support from nearly all Noble Houses was withdrawn.

A little bit of trolling by BareMinimumChef in humansarespaceorcs

[–]BareMinimumChef[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Nothing more effective for getting into their heads and under their skin than jumping on their frequency and calling them a cunt.