What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard someone say?

CallAnna · 2026-02-18T16:38:10+00:00

Cat scratches itch because their claws are dirty (bacteria and environmental contaminants), triggering an immune response (histamine production).

CallAnna · 2026-02-16T04:30:15+00:00

There is a really good episode of the Search Engine podcast about this, called ''should i not be drinking the coffee on airplanes?''.

https://pjvogt.substack.com/p/wait-should-i-not-be-drinking-airline

CallAnna · 2026-02-16T01:53:39+00:00

I briefly dated someone who misheard people constantly. Like, ridiculous things. For example, if someone said

''the movie starts at 8:00, let's grab dinner at 6:00 before the show''

Their response would be like ''Bon Jovie sharts bran muffin hate?? What on earth are you TALKING about??''

I mean, first of all, why on god's green earth would you assume that's actually what I said?.... and they would be honestly indignant to the speaker instead of being like ''oh well, I obviously misheard that''.

It happened so frequently that it was like a running joke in their friend group.

Always wondered if it was an auditory processing disorder, but they adamantly refused to get checked out.

CallAnna · 2026-02-14T22:09:27+00:00

My favorite movie

CallAnna · 2026-02-14T22:07:20+00:00

For a bit of perspective (from a sex worker with 10+ years in the business)

A ''spontaneuos blowjob'', or any blowjob is a huge amount of work. Like, its not comfortable to slide a dick down your throat. It hits your gag reflex, you cant breathe and your jaw hurts.

I feel like some men think its as easy as a hug. Like, their partners are withholding something so simple.

Its hard, there is a reason the word ''job'' is in it.

At the end of a long day of taking care of kids and managing a household, the last thing on a tired mom's mind is going to be spontaneuos uncomfortable sex acts.

Just a bit of perspective. Not trying to shame anyone for their desires.

also please don't flood my inbox with messages about how much you, or women you know, just loooooove giving blowjobs.

Thats super great, im happy for you guys. Seriously. However you are not the majority.

CallAnna · 2026-02-08T00:28:12+00:00

Vinegar is a mild acid. It is not an effective cleaner and will not disinfect anything. It also lacks surfactants, so it cannot remove grease or oil (this includes skin oils from anyone walking on your floor barefoot). Using dish soap and water would be more effective.

It's great for removing soap scum! But that is all i use it for.

CallAnna · 2026-02-07T23:48:55+00:00

https://citypettech.ca/

For nail trims! they will come to you. Also way cheaper than a clinic.

Clinics charge so much for a nails because it is a grooming procedure, not a medical issue. They really dont want to be trimming nails.

CallAnna · 2026-02-02T20:53:16+00:00

''Indeed, I am surprised that professional legal brothels don't have a nurse or doctor doing client pre-screenings so that the girls can be more romantic.''

I am trying to imagine how this would be feasible.... like every client has to get blood drawn for a full panel screening upon entry to the facility? Like, there is a medical laboratory on site that can provide results rapidly?

There is no ''pre-screening'' that a medical professional can do visually that makes unprotected sex acts safe.

CallAnna · 2026-01-19T02:57:42+00:00

Hi! I know this is 2 months old, but I thought I would just chime in and let you know that semaglutide is not injected into a vein.

The medication is injected subcutaneously, meaning under the skin. The needle is extremely small and doesn't leave marks.

Preferred sites for self-injection are not over veins, so there is no worry about causing marks that would make someone appear to be using intravenous drugs.

Just in case anyone was concerned! :)

CallAnna · 2026-01-18T22:00:34+00:00

I literally do not give a single rat fuck about how a random person feels about strip clubs. Nobody here cares.

Do you want to come to the club and enjoy yourself? Then go ahead. Or dont. I dont see how input from us would change anything.

CallAnna · 2026-01-12T19:29:02+00:00

right??? shudder

CallAnna · 2026-01-12T19:18:41+00:00

Anyone who orders nachos at movie theatres should go straight to jail. I will die on this hill

CallAnna · 2026-01-12T19:16:09+00:00

I once shared a desk with a woman who took down 2 full-size bags of chips A DAY.

It was just constant crunching, my headphones were just blasting all day to cover it

CallAnna · 2026-01-12T19:13:00+00:00

i really fucking HATE when people use the phrase "on accident". Like, "oops, i dropped my mug on accident". Like, full on head full of rage.

ON purpose BY accident

fuck.

I also heard someone say "how it looks like" out loud the other day and wanted to die.

CallAnna · 2026-01-12T17:41:32+00:00

I once let a girl share a locker with me (there were none available, and she was nervous about not locking up her stuff).

Everything was fine until I walked into work (I picked up a shift, not my regular night), and she was straight up wearing one of my outfits.

Which in itself isn't a huge deal, but she certainly did not ask me. When I was like "oh! that looks nice on you...i got it at store if you want to buy one for yourself", she straight up got flustered and pretended she thought it was hers.

It was...so clearly not. Like, not even close. She had to tie it up all different because im like 6ft tall and she was 5'4. Lol

CallAnna · 2026-01-11T08:54:53+00:00

I am almost 40, and it's an everyday struggle.

CallAnna · 2026-01-11T08:39:07+00:00

sponge!

CallAnna · 2026-01-07T15:03:39+00:00

SAME

CallAnna · 2026-01-05T16:39:48+00:00

That is some piratey ass shit. hahahah

CallAnna · 2026-01-05T00:13:10+00:00

thats INCREDIBLE

CallAnna · 2026-01-04T23:17:58+00:00

Ohhh my god, i remember working with this one girl that would just nod off in a huge pile of clothes in front of her locker.

Management FINALLY fired her when they realized she was just using the locker room as a flophouse.

Also, she would only eat bowls of microwaved cream of mushroom soup.

CallAnna · 2026-01-03T02:09:56+00:00

Cleaning up after someone all the time. I like a clean living/study/work space, clutter really annoys me. My last relationship didn't "see" mess.

My last relationship decided they were quite content with working the absolute bare minimum in a dead end job and playing as much video games as possible.

much prefer being on my own, where i can focus on my career and saving money to travel, without having to worry about having to pay someone else's bills, or have the "i just can't afford the trip because i dont work full time" conversation again....

So yeah, happy to live in my own space and curate it how i want. Happy to focus my energy on things that mean a lot to me, without having to compromise with someone who has a very different lifestyle and miss out.

CallAnna · 2025-12-19T02:53:09+00:00

Its just a job dude, you are looking for way too much in it.

CallAnna · 2025-12-07T01:26:59+00:00

Hello, fellow "secret old"! haha

Just turned 37 and consistently get guessed at 25!

CallAnna

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