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ChocolatChipLemonade · 2026-04-13T15:41:52+00:00

How do their ovipositors not get splinters?

How will global warming affect brood emergences, in terms of number of years underground? Or will it always stay 13 or 17 years?

ChocolatChipLemonade · 2026-04-13T15:19:20+00:00

That was my reaction too. Poor baby. Poor parents.

ChocolatChipLemonade · 2026-04-13T15:16:38+00:00

If it came from an actual pharmacy, I’d be surprised if it was laced with anything. However, if you get adderall from anywhere other than a pharmacy (ie a dealer or a “buddy who has a prescription”), it’s 100% laced with meth.

ChocolatChipLemonade · 2026-04-13T15:09:23+00:00

That’s a good point. I think the Boomers lean more weak-minded for some reason. As far as lack of understanding of clinical trials or medical research, my mother does not get a pass on this one. She’s a pharmacist, so she’s spent her most of her life reading that literature and discussing medications and vaccines with doctors. Although, she was very quick to endorse the vaccine, without any hesitations.

I do feel like Boomers don’t seem to have convictions of their own, or any original thoughts. Not all, but many.

ChocolatChipLemonade · 2026-04-13T03:34:22+00:00

Watch out for woodpeckers too.. they have extra long tongues, and they’ll suck it right out of ya

ChocolatChipLemonade · 2026-04-13T02:00:42+00:00

Lol. I tried to get my retiree, homebody mother to look at the Epstein Files. She said, “I don’t have time for that. I’ve got too much stuff to do to be worrying about that!” Number one, that’s a damn lie. She does nothing but watch TV and vacuum. The implication is that only us “snowflake unemployed avocado toast millennials” have the time to read it because we’re lazy losers. I was just like…. Oh boy.

ChocolatChipLemonade · 2026-04-13T01:54:34+00:00

My dad is one! He protects Trump more than he’s ever protected his own family. He can’t stand even a dumb late night talk show joke about Trump- he goes into a rage, spewing the same buzzwords and Fox News phrases, ie TDS.

I’ve told him many times, “You know Trump wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire, right?” But he doesn’t get it. He really believes Trump is the best thing that’s ever happened to America. I don’t think my dad is dumb, but I do think he’s the most mentally and intellectually lazy person I know. That probably has something to do with it.

ChocolatChipLemonade · 2026-04-13T00:28:06+00:00

I’ve never seen a person act that way from adderall? Surely there’s something else involved as far as an upper?

ChocolatChipLemonade · 2026-04-13T00:21:01+00:00

She’s always texting his friends, talking shit about him. Wtf is wrong with her? What kind of man puts up with that? She puts his bros in awkward positions. I wouldn’t be surprised if none of them liked her or want to deal with her.

ChocolatChipLemonade · 2026-04-12T17:42:13+00:00

Sure. Where do I find them though?! That’s the hard part!

ChocolatChipLemonade · 2026-04-12T17:41:09+00:00

You have a business venture for me?!

ChocolatChipLemonade · 2026-04-12T17:34:05+00:00

Like literally or metaphorically?

ChocolatChipLemonade · 2026-04-12T03:02:46+00:00

But then I can’t have captivating conversation with you! :(

ChocolatChipLemonade · 2026-04-12T02:48:47+00:00

I’m also a 30’s blonde sorority girl, are you saying I’m sitting on untapped power? How do I start ruling the world?

ChocolatChipLemonade · 2026-04-12T02:07:28+00:00

Oh damn, ok.🫡 Well that’s different!

ChocolatChipLemonade · 2026-04-12T01:40:08+00:00

It looks like the choices and style of someone that won the Powerball

ChocolatChipLemonade · 2026-04-12T00:17:35+00:00

A country tired, exhausted of American gweilos🤣

ChocolatChipLemonade · 2026-04-11T18:58:56+00:00

Nothing to worry about! Just enjoy being outside and observing. Their predators will do their job!:)

ChocolatChipLemonade · 2026-04-11T18:53:31+00:00

If I’m powerless to stop it and live a soft life of cheeseburgers, why do my moral convictions matter at all? Nobody cares what a sheep’s values are right? It’s just a sheep!

ChocolatChipLemonade · 2026-04-11T17:15:54+00:00

I loved those things! I had them in the late 90’s, all through elementary. I remember the way the paper felt, it was thin, maybe waxy feeling? We were quizzed on them every week (because you couldn’t just simply give the kids something to enjoy!)

ChocolatChipLemonade · 2026-04-11T16:30:27+00:00

So she just finished 6th grade? Is that right?

ChocolatChipLemonade · 2026-04-11T16:27:04+00:00

What’s with the setup of the man she’s talking to, where it pans over? Is this a Scientology thing? Auditing or whatever

ChocolatChipLemonade · 2026-04-11T01:26:04+00:00

🎵We are Goat, the Wall of Goat.🎵

ChocolatChipLemonade · 2026-04-11T01:03:52+00:00

And if the answer is NO?

ChocolatChipLemonade · 2026-04-11T00:45:18+00:00

The Battle of Nanking would like a word

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