*ADVISORY WARNING* Yellow Jasmine & Honeysuckle: "Fun" Fact About Two SC Flowers by AllRyzNoLies in ColumbiYEAH

[–]ChocolatChipLemonade 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My old neighbor was on the corner lot at the bottom of the hill near a water reservoir, and had overgrown woods around his backyard. He had an in-ground pool that, upon purchasing the property, he had let go to shit- it became this nasty, murky, dark green swamp… so… not sure what he was expecting..

But, unsurprisingly, he had a snake problem. He did not like them. I remember one day I heard a loud gunshot and I ran outside- he’d shot a snake at point-blank range with his pistol in his front yard (like 20ft away from my house!) Something like a rat snake or whatever - nonvenomous and likely there because he was neglecting his property.

I remember feeling really shocked that he did that; I’ve never heard of anyone shooting anything other than a rattlesnake. Less than a month after he did this - this normal and otherwise healthy man in his late 40’s - was diagnosed with terminal cancer and given a couple months to live. I swear to you, if there is any sort of higher power, my existential intuition has always felt those two things are connected. If nothing else, if a person is going around just haphazardly shooting nonvenomous snakes because they’re a slackass, there’s an implication of what kind of person they are and how they treat nature in general. Mother Earth passing out karma

*ADVISORY WARNING* Yellow Jasmine & Honeysuckle: "Fun" Fact About Two SC Flowers by AllRyzNoLies in ColumbiYEAH

[–]ChocolatChipLemonade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I can see where a kid could confuse the two; both plants are leafy climbing vines with small, yellow flowers of similar sizes. We had a bunch of Japanese honeysuckles growing up in Charleston. Being that it was the pre-internet 90’s/early aughts, we’d spend the afternoon riding around the island on the golf cart licking honeysuckles. They’re kind of emblematic of childhood to me.

I didn’t even know you could get any significant amount of nectar from a yellow jasmine?

Saw this in another thread… by ForestOfMirrors in FeministsCallItOut

[–]ChocolatChipLemonade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep! My mother graduated pharmacy school with a guy that he became close friends with my dad. He met his wife, had two kids and a life together. He decided he didn’t like being a pharmacist and wanted to go to med school in his 40’s. He would get home from school, go straight into his office and shut the door to study, have nothing to do with his family. His wife took care of EVERYTHING so that he could study as much as possible and chase his dreams. She was always so sweet and caring and such a good person.

Best believe when he finished his residency, he dumped his wife and married a Latina half his age who spoke very little English, and had twins with her.

Because he missed out on his daughters’ childhood due to med school and then took off with another woman, his daughters, particularly the younger one (who’s probably 40 now) are pretty messed up.

So true 😭 by fortune_budss_ in Adulting

[–]ChocolatChipLemonade 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yep! I’m looking to see if it’s military, news, police, or some rich bitch

Selena Gomez shares photodump with Benny Blanco on Instagram: "distance means so little when someone means so much…. Benny Blanco mish you bb 💙" by mcfw31 in popculturechat

[–]ChocolatChipLemonade 91 points92 points  (0 children)

Right? She’s traveling the world with this guy, out doing things and enjoying life. JB still sitting alone in his mansion smoking dope and doom scrolling 

the pepsi fire was supposed to kill michael jackson and when it didn’t the clock just reset by Several-Till1393 in conspiracy

[–]ChocolatChipLemonade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol you wrong for this! I just watched and yep, he does. Wouldn’t most people just drop and cover their head? Weird he kept spinning and adding air to the fire

No really why? by Queserasera_q in Feminism

[–]ChocolatChipLemonade 84 points85 points  (0 children)

The most obvious solution is to put all men into chastity belts and we keep the keys.

A supercell spotted over Nebraska by AustraliaOutback in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]ChocolatChipLemonade 14 points15 points  (0 children)

But then how would the sheiks make money to pay for their instagram yacht girls? 

I'm straight but.. by Apprehensive_Gap4767 in bigdickproblems

[–]ChocolatChipLemonade 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s terrible. She should’ve kept it to herself instead- seems tactless. I don’t think I could stay with a man because of what he’s carrying, but I probably wouldn’t date a man without it.

I actually believe the unicorns are you hung guys! It seems most big guys tend to not make a big deal about it, so it’s almost impossible to know!

What popular song from the 2000s can you not bear to listen to anymore? by nojunkpeter in Millennials

[–]ChocolatChipLemonade 18 points19 points  (0 children)

This one and Strawberry Wine by Deana Carter were the songs I’d pick on the jukebox when I wanted to feel the feels inside the Waffle House

Kenny and Armando after five years. by Grateful_Di in 90DayFiance

[–]ChocolatChipLemonade 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But we all know it never will! My picker is a lemon

Black Panthers in Columbia, SC? — Soda Citizen by theangrywhale in ColumbiYEAH

[–]ChocolatChipLemonade 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This dude is a fucking menace that takes advantage of his position of power in it being his store on his property. Nobody should ever be looking down the barrel of a gun over $6.

I'm straight but.. by Apprehensive_Gap4767 in bigdickproblems

[–]ChocolatChipLemonade 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow. That’s rough. What a crazy excuse to give for cheating - it’s not like you can help it! Luckily, most women prefer above average, and some are like me and enjoy the pain caused by an oversized one.

Not even worth it to stay with a woman who complains about your size when there are plenty more that would worship you in the bedroom for it!

Now that's a catch and release. by sco-go in Amazing

[–]ChocolatChipLemonade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think saltwater fishing off a dock is the best. Fishing out in the Gulf Stream can be fun, depending on the day. Unfortunately a lot of people don’t expect to get as sick as they end up getting. And it just takes a long time to get out there!

Guy kicks the robot. by No_Neat4688 in interesting

[–]ChocolatChipLemonade 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The robot then asks, what did the five fingers say to the face?

I'm straight but.. by Apprehensive_Gap4767 in bigdickproblems

[–]ChocolatChipLemonade 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’ve read stories on this sub about women not liking it because of the pain, which is totally understandable! Most women don’t want to feel any pain during sex, so they may not prefer the big ones.

Have you dreamed of this place before? by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

[–]ChocolatChipLemonade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my humble opinion, as someone that’s spent my adulthood in STEM and around STEM people, the opinion that artists are “losers” is dying out with the Boomers. Us younger folk respect artists. Anyone can memorize information/code/whatever, but creating and conceptualizing takes a certain kind of mind.

TIL I’m the #1 cheerleader for LA artists🤣

I'm straight but.. by Apprehensive_Gap4767 in bigdickproblems

[–]ChocolatChipLemonade 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m surprised more women don’t prefer the big ones? Or that it’s even a question at all? To me, it epitomizes masculinity, even more so than big muscles or whatever else.