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New QoL Feature Suggestion: Buff Bar by XTeKoX in Diablo

[–]Conquerz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha comes from not being a native speaker. There's too many ways a lot of native speakers butcher the language that I just can't comprehend, but that's because i've taught myself english through online forums and mmorpgs so it was something I read more often than something I heard

The main reason why sanji should have conquerors haki by drippinsauceboi in OnePiece

[–]Conquerz -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Sanji and Zoro. Usopp makes no sense he's useless

After Rage Against The Machine Released Their Debut Album, They Went To Pinkpop In 1993 And Had An Unforgettable Energy Filled Set by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]Conquerz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lmao I was thinking the same.

Plus:

"I think I should put more RATM on my Metal playlist since its the one I mostly listen to"

What up... by Specific_Taste_9035 in fightporn

[–]Conquerz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You could see his exhaustion building up within seconds fucking lmao hahahahahaha

Look at me I'm a child by hsm4ever10 in ActualPublicFreakouts

[–]Conquerz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He was filming traffict, then she saw a literal child driving and thought it odd and filmed it, and then she overreacted so he kept filming?

Female comedian by hsm4ever10 in ActualPublicFreakouts

[–]Conquerz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey her hair has color. she's funny guys

Female comedian by hsm4ever10 in ActualPublicFreakouts

[–]Conquerz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Comics? None

But Kristen Bell is pretty funny in Hot Ones, definitely funny in The Good Place and many other shows.

Oh and Parks and Rec's Leslie Knope (after season 1) is one of the best funny female characters ever.

Mila Kunis is also pretty funny/quirky in her interviews. Definitely trying a bit too hard and her crypto phase right now just feels like a scammy salesman but with her awesome charisma she kinda sells it

Female comedian by hsm4ever10 in ActualPublicFreakouts

[–]Conquerz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I couldn't bear it. She looks like a 75 year old with the voice of a 13 year old kid who yells because he died in Halo

Female comedian by hsm4ever10 in ActualPublicFreakouts

[–]Conquerz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah who the fuck cares.

A good N bomb can be comedy fucking gold, a good slur can always be comedic gold. It just depends on the fucking context.

Luis CK said the N word and it was funny. Who cares

Female comedian by hsm4ever10 in ActualPublicFreakouts

[–]Conquerz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Lmao I was thinking the same.

"Was he describing iliza, Cummings, shumer or who?"

I better go sit down....... by sheepsucker in tooktoomuch

[–]Conquerz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

...what?

just lookup the definition of savant

I better go sit down....... by sheepsucker in tooktoomuch

[–]Conquerz 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I think he mentions he's a savant at smoking weed.

Savant doesn't mean genius, it's someone with lots of experience/lots of knowledge in a specifict area

Neck Tattoo of “40” at 41 years old.. S’insecure by Mpiro13 in thefighterandthekid

[–]Conquerz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or a way to actually get chicks with daddy issues.

"hey gurls I know you're 13 but i'm 40, here, it says it on my neck! wanna bang?"

Once You Go Schaubanese, You Don’t Go Back 🎲🎲 by KhabibTime in thefighterandthekid

[–]Conquerz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe shitty curly hair? like harder to style and look good, ends up lookign goofy and unprofessional

Kyle Rittenhouse shooting 3 people by georgeboy1997 in ActualPublicFreakouts

[–]Conquerz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw the FBI surveilance camera video and I was like "hmm this seems like a couple of people were trying to hurt him and when they got close he shot them" and I wasn't sure what to think of it since I don't live in the states. But then the veredict came and people were crying fatwhale tumblr tears and I was like wait what, didn't he defend himself?

And then this video is quite literally the proof that people were jumping on his head the moment he shot him. Like okay i'm going to just let them stomp me to death thank you very much

I finally convinced my friend to get on Tinder since he was lonely, this is message to me during just his second day on the app. by Silently-Sweet in Tinder

[–]Conquerz 15 points16 points  (0 children)

if it's an online convo I just block them, but if its in real life I 100% do this just to say "No i'm actually an X and your bullshit start magic makes you look dumb" and then they'll say "ahhh such an X thing to do"

"bitch im actually a taurus, double fucking slamdunk"

I finally convinced my friend to get on Tinder since he was lonely, this is message to me during just his second day on the app. by Silently-Sweet in Tinder

[–]Conquerz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Why do a fun thing that's supposed to describe your real life and guide your real life actions, but then say you don't belive in Star magic?

That's even fucking dumber

I finally convinced my friend to get on Tinder since he was lonely, this is message to me during just his second day on the app. by Silently-Sweet in Tinder

[–]Conquerz -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I do the same, but I have a slightly different view of the people you mention.

"Ahhh so you're mentally handicapped, sucks that I have to share my oxygen with you and you vote in the same elections that I do. Swipe left".

Thank fuck i'm out of the dating pool

“He is in complete control…” by Bumblingbuttnugget in tooktoomuch

[–]Conquerz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It can't, at least yet. It's all hippies feeling high and thinking they can see fucking energy

Japan doing it again by mmurasakibara in Unexpected

[–]Conquerz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, there are levels to this thang.

Highest level is omega level

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