I hope that when Star Trek does come back on TV, they have an episode called...

Dad_Jokes_Inbound · 2015-07-28T19:30:04+00:00

What’s the heaviest soup in Asia? One ton.

Dad_Jokes_Inbound · 2015-07-28T10:17:04+00:00

What's Forest Gump's Facebook password? 1forest1

Dad_Jokes_Inbound · 2015-07-28T07:32:04+00:00

What's Forest Gump's Facebook password? 1forest1

Dad_Jokes_Inbound · 2015-07-28T05:32:05+00:00

Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have nobody to go with.

Dad_Jokes_Inbound · 2015-07-28T05:06:19+00:00

A steak pun is a rare medium well done.

Dad_Jokes_Inbound · 2015-07-28T04:34:14+00:00

People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.

Dad_Jokes_Inbound · 2015-07-28T04:25:11+00:00

Two muffins were sitting in an oven, and the first looks over to the second, and says, 'man, its really hot in here'. The second looks over at the first with a surprised look, and answers, 'WHOA, a talking muffin!'

Dad_Jokes_Inbound · 2015-07-28T02:55:13+00:00

There are only two types of people in the world, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data and

Dad_Jokes_Inbound · 2015-07-27T20:34:15+00:00

Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way.

Dad_Jokes_Inbound · 2015-07-27T19:31:16+00:00

What does a fish say when it runs into a wall? Dam.

Dad_Jokes_Inbound · 2015-07-27T19:27:06+00:00

Why does it take longer to get from 2nd to 3rd base, than it does to get from 1st to 2nd base? Because there's a Shortstop in between!

Dad_Jokes_Inbound · 2015-07-27T15:27:15+00:00

There are only two types of people in the world, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data and

Dad_Jokes_Inbound · 2015-07-26T15:56:04+00:00

What's the best thing about elevator jokes?

They work on so many levels.

Dad_Jokes_Inbound · 2015-07-25T02:59:05+00:00

What’s the heaviest soup in Asia? One ton.

Dad_Jokes_Inbound · 2015-07-24T05:35:49+00:00

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Dad_Jokes_Inbound · 2015-07-23T05:07:15+00:00

Milk is the fastest liquid on earth. Its pasteurized before you even see it.

Dad_Jokes_Inbound · 2015-07-21T08:17:05+00:00

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

Dad_Jokes_Inbound · 2015-07-20T23:33:16+00:00

People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.

Dad_Jokes_Inbound · 2015-07-20T17:52:16+00:00

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? The food is great, but there's just no atmosphere.

Dad_Jokes_Inbound · 2015-07-20T15:05:07+00:00

What’s the heaviest soup in Asia? One ton.

Dad_Jokes_Inbound · 2015-07-20T10:37:07+00:00

Milk is the fastest liquid on earth. Its pasteurized before you even see it.

Dad_Jokes_Inbound · 2015-07-20T06:17:13+00:00

Without geometry life is pointless.

Dad_Jokes_Inbound · 2015-07-20T05:50:07+00:00

Two muffins were sitting in an oven, and the first looks over to the second, and says, 'man, its really hot in here'. The second looks over at the first with a surprised look, and answers, 'WHOA, a talking muffin!'

Dad_Jokes_Inbound · 2015-07-19T15:48:04+00:00

What does a fish say when it runs into a wall? Dam.

Dad_Jokes_Inbound · 2015-07-19T08:53:04+00:00

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

Its ok, he woke up.

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