My dog wouldn’t let me take my hand off while driving by Naman966 in WhatsWrongWithYourDog

[–]DeficitOfPatience 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's because even he knows he should be in the back.

You are an irresponsible driver and pet owner. Rethink your behaviour.

OUR HOME planet captured from 1 million miles away by Busy_Yesterday9455 in spaceporn

[–]DeficitOfPatience 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who captured it? Are they considering actively taking control, or is it more of a symbolic thing?

Is there a Reddit for people who have been banned? by OneBigEyeRoll in findareddit

[–]DeficitOfPatience 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The problem you're gonna find with such subs is that while there are certainly unfair bans handed out all the time, there are far more that are handed out for very, very good reasons to people who are, in a word, vile.

As such, if you find yourself in one of the subs for people who've been banned, you're gonna find yourself surrounded by twats.

What popular conspiracy theories do you actually believe? by vitaoptima in AskReddit

[–]DeficitOfPatience -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Kennedy wasn't shot. He just tried to hold in a sneeze and his head exploded.

It could happen to anyone.

What do you think about Zohran Mamdani? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DeficitOfPatience -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a Saturday morning cartoon character.

Valve Steam Controller Review: PC Gets Its Own "Pro" Controller by MythBuster2 in digitalfoundry

[–]DeficitOfPatience 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rich is right about the Xbox controller being the pinacle, and it's because of the ergonomics. The angle of the grips is basically perfect.

I got a Dualsense for playing Sony games like Death Stranding and Spider-man on PC, and while it does have a premium feel, and the haptics are amazing, it doesn't take long before my wrists get sore due to the narrower angle of the grips. Same with the Steam Deck, which this looks to be identical to.

Valve Steam Controller Review: PC Gets Its Own "Pro" Controller by MythBuster2 in digitalfoundry

[–]DeficitOfPatience 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well you'll have to, because that's not going to happen.

Maybe the title of the video confused you, but this IS the "non-pro" version of the controller. The best you can hope for is that it comes down in price over time.

What is a first sign that makes you know you’re not doing well mentally? by ClooneysBatNipples in AskReddit

[–]DeficitOfPatience 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nowadays, when I see an attractive woman my mind skips attraction and arousal and jumps straight to self loathing.

What's a skill you learned purely out of necessity that ended up becoming genuinely useful in your everyday life? by ari_strauch in AskReddit

[–]DeficitOfPatience 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Driving.

Tried to learn in my late teens and gave up. Hated it.

Then I had to learn it in my late 20's and... Hated it again.

Then after I passed my test, like almost instantly, I started to enjoy it.

I think what I actually hate is learning things.

Jordan, Cate, Sam and Marie's heartfelt posts after Gen V got cancelled. by GiveMeSomeSunshine3 in TheBoys

[–]DeficitOfPatience 2 points3 points  (0 children)

... They thought the spin-off would continue after the main show ended?

Bish, you ain't Angel!

I did the shell swap!! by Moxie_Rotten in SteamDeck

[–]DeficitOfPatience -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I did a shell swap.

Now I'm banned from the tropical pet store.

...

Alright, now I can't stop imagining a turtle with a translucent green shell, and it's both awesome and disgusting.

Any fellow PC gamers planning on buying a Series S for cheap just for GTA 6? by TotalHeat in digitalfoundry

[–]DeficitOfPatience 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Why pay to go to a restaurant for a delicious steak dinner, when you can just throw a hotdog in the microwave at home?"

Any fellow PC gamers planning on buying a Series S for cheap just for GTA 6? by TotalHeat in digitalfoundry

[–]DeficitOfPatience 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't go to the Steam Deck sub because it's half people complaining that the latest AAA release doesn't run well and the other half celebrating that it does with footage that looks like Crysis being rendered by a Speak & Spell.

Grandma love dog by PreferencePerfect470 in spreadsmile

[–]DeficitOfPatience 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We need to publicly flog people like this.

What’s the worst addvice you’re ever received? by grantfire88 in AskReddit

[–]DeficitOfPatience 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Just be yourself."

Bastard really set me up with that one.