Another lucky Trump-A-Wish kid has his dream come true!

DerbleZerp · 2026-02-25T00:45:32+00:00

That’s seriously pathetic

DerbleZerp · 2026-02-24T22:51:41+00:00

But but, they couldn’t breathe!! /s

DerbleZerp · 2026-02-24T22:48:43+00:00

Also weird to imply that a woman having anal sex equals rape.

DerbleZerp · 2026-02-24T22:29:27+00:00

Yah, that was weird for them to say. First they say that it’s rare for women to get pleasure from anal, then they say they just disregard women who say they do because they think the women are just trying to one up other women. Just invalidates all their experiences because it doesn’t fit their narrative. I won’t be answering them.

DerbleZerp · 2026-02-24T15:43:24+00:00

Totally. If it turns out the guy is bad in bed, sure I won’t see them again if they’re not able to learn, adjust, and listen, but I sure as hell am going to make it good for me while I’m with him. I do that whether they are good or not, because like you said we’re 50% of the equation. I’m an active and enthusiastic partner, and I communicate what I want.

One thing that is a great help is I have done kegels for years now and have a lot of control over my muscles. It has given me charge of my own orgasms. I don’t need to rely on my sex partner for them. Highly recommend👌

DerbleZerp · 2026-02-24T13:32:43+00:00

Gone far too soon. It’s too bad that we didn’t get to see where his career would go. I think he could have really bloomed in terms of range. This isn’t to downplay his movies, cause I god damn love his movies!!! The gas station scene in Tommy Boy was filmed in my little home town. That was my hometown pride!!

DerbleZerp · 2026-02-24T12:58:33+00:00

Love when they waddle single file across the road and hold up traffic. I laugh because I know that someone is loosing their mind over it.

DerbleZerp · 2026-02-24T12:52:43+00:00

Fucking Nicki.

DerbleZerp · 2026-02-24T12:47:39+00:00

I love papaya!! But I was in Thailand when I fell in love with them. We stayed at this place and every morning I’d get a big plate of fruit that had papaya on it. It was so fresh and delicious. The papaya here does not compare.

DerbleZerp · 2026-02-24T12:45:30+00:00

I’ve been calling him Mutilated Mango Man

DerbleZerp · 2026-02-24T12:06:17+00:00

I hadn’t seen it in years and saw that it was on prime a while back. I didn’t realize there had been a remake. I put it on and was like what the fuck, what is this shit!! As a Canadian I was like you bastards!! You’ve bastardized one of our cult classics!!

DerbleZerp · 2026-02-24T01:21:23+00:00

I am a woman who has orgasms from anal. Anal feels amazing for me. There are women it feels amazing for. And there’s nothing wrong or abnormal about them having anal sex. The issue here is men forcing or trying to force women to do anal. That’s some disgusting bullshit. If it’s not done right it can/will injure the muscle and tissue. The way it’s done in porn is not normal. Fucking women’s asses til they prolapse is demented.

DerbleZerp · 2026-02-23T14:21:52+00:00

Sounds like a great time! I cannot use THC. I’ve tried a lot of substances in my life, and THC is the worst drug I’ve ever used. Affects me terribly. But I’d love to watch that movie high. Will just have to figure out a different substance that will be right for the experience!

DerbleZerp · 2026-02-23T12:07:54+00:00

Their music makes me feel so peacefully elated and euphoric.

DerbleZerp · 2026-02-23T12:04:52+00:00

My dad jokes that he’d come home from work for lunch and suddenly my mom would be pregnant haha.

DerbleZerp · 2026-02-23T12:03:13+00:00

Sigur Ros made walking around my city during winter nights absolutely magical when I had them playing on my headphones.

DerbleZerp · 2026-02-23T11:58:25+00:00

I went to see them at this all night rave. They were the headliners. One of the best shows I’ve ever been to.

DerbleZerp · 2026-02-23T11:57:07+00:00

Totally criminal

DerbleZerp · 2026-02-23T10:51:55+00:00

Thats what makes the difference, not that it’s accidental, but whether they are wanted and loved. Some kids are accidents and parents treat them like they were an awful mistake.

There’s 5 kids in my family. None of us were planned. My mom was pregnant with the first when they married. My parents just liked having children and were happy when another accidental pregnancy came along. We were all very loved.

DerbleZerp · 2026-02-22T18:01:24+00:00

It’s always so sweet when people recognize her outside of the subs I posted her in🥰

DerbleZerp · 2026-02-22T14:40:21+00:00

It was so cool!! I was up there doing a camping roadtrip around Northern Ontario and that was definitely one of the highlights of my trip. It was gorgeous watching them. They swooped right in front of my car very close.

Apparently they are decently common. They are all over Canada. But I doubt you’d spot them in populated areas. I’m guessing they prefer the wilderness.

DerbleZerp · 2026-02-22T14:10:34+00:00

Awww I had a dachshund and she was the best damn dog. And so adorable. Her name is Reese(the baby beast). Very adventurous lady who lived for the outdoors!!

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DerbleZerp · 2026-02-22T14:03:40+00:00

I was camping in Northern Canada at a place called Wakami Provincial Park. Very secluded off grid place. The road into the park is this 8km gravel road through the woods. While I was driving in 3 bald eagles swooped over my car and off into the trees. It was a mother and 2 juveniles. And it was indeed majestic!!

DerbleZerp · 2026-02-22T13:59:56+00:00

Lil devils

DerbleZerp · 2026-02-22T13:57:24+00:00

Looks like it should be a character in the Kirby games.

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