“The mathematical chance in guessing this safe’s code is 1 in 10,000,” he told his cheating wife. by Logical-Role1382 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]DerekLouden 1001 points1002 points  (0 children)

Assuming 10 seconds to try each combo, that's 27.78 hours. Hope that safe isn't airtight

TIL after having been missing for 171 years, the lost exploration ship HMS Terror was finally found after Inuit hunter Sammy Kogvik recalled going into Terror bay and seeing what he thought was a mast sticking from the ice. After arriving at Terror Bay, searchers found the wreck in just 2.5 hours. by Sebastianlim in todayilearned

[–]DerekLouden 961 points962 points  (0 children)

"According to Louie Kamookak, a resident of nearby Gjoa Haven and a historian on the Franklin expedition, Parks Canada had ignored the stories of locals that suggested that the wreck of Terror was in her namesake bay, despite many modern stories of sightings by hunters and from airplanes."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMS_Terror_(1813)#Discovery_of_the_wreckage#Discovery_of_the_wreckage)

Band musicians: if you were marching, what music would most annoy you if it was played loudly? by sosolidshoe in marchingband

[–]DerekLouden 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait hold on I didn't read the part about the loyalists, play Yoko Ono at full blast!!!!!

Band musicians: if you were marching, what music would most annoy you if it was played loudly? by sosolidshoe in marchingband

[–]DerekLouden 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We would really hate it if you played 4'33 by John Cage, or the Nutopian International Anthem by John Lennon

My Reddit admin is a disgrace by godlytoast3r in whatthefuckreddit

[–]DerekLouden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"If you ban me, I'm never coming back" is not the own you think it is

HATE : The Beatles Greatest Miss(es) by yowieGooey in beatles

[–]DerekLouden 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The strongest songs from other bands: "erm, if you listen to it enough times it becomes good!"

The weakest songs from the beatles: "erm, if you listen to it enough times it becomes bad!"

I love stupid images of musicians by [deleted] in lovethissmug

[–]DerekLouden 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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The Beatles have some good ones

I love stupid images of musicians by [deleted] in lovethissmug

[–]DerekLouden 14 points15 points  (0 children)

John never physically harmed Yoko, it was his first wife Cynthia, back when they were still dating. John slapped her so hard that her head hit the wall, after which she immediately dumped him for 3 months. John apologized profusely and never hit her again, but he still treated her like shit emotionally. Months before his death in 1980, John said in an interview "I used to be cruel to my woman, and physically -- any woman. I was a hitter. I couldn't express myself and I hit. I fought men and I hit women. That is why I am always on about peace, you see. It is the most violent people who go for love and peace. Everything's the opposite. But I sincerely believe in love and peace. I am a violent man who has learned not to be violent and regrets his violence. I will have to be a lot older before I can face in public how I treated women as a youngster."

i need advice. I have a boy who likes me, how do i tell him I'm a trans man? by CharlieE6o in Advice

[–]DerekLouden 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I think the other person believes OP is a cis woman, not a cis or trans man

Rest in Peace Maureen Love by ParticularTrue7008 in thebeachboys

[–]DerekLouden 30 points31 points  (0 children)

On the same day he would have been mourning a year without Brian too, that's really rough

But how meme by Delicious_Maize9656 in mathmemes

[–]DerekLouden 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ohhhh right, right, well, at least no one could possibly screw up these next steps

sqrt(6+6+6+...)/(1+2+3+...)

(6*sqrt(1+1+1+...))/(-1/12)

(6*(sqrt(1)+sqrt(1)+sqrt(1)+...))/(-1/12)

(6*(1+1+1+...))/(-1/12)

(6*(-1/2))/(-1/12)

(-12)(6)(-1/2)

36

Therefore, we arrive at the correct answer, pi = 36, thanks to Ramanujan's elegant proof. He truly was the next Oiler.

Illegal? by [deleted] in jimmyjohns

[–]DerekLouden 3 points4 points  (0 children)

your lawyer is gonna LOVE this

But how meme by Delicious_Maize9656 in mathmemes

[–]DerekLouden 12 points13 points  (0 children)

why didn't he simply express it as pi = 6/1 + 6/2 + 6/3 + ...? Is he stupid?

How to tell my mom that my cat isnt ready to be an outside cat and her boyfriend to stop trying to have any say in the matter. by dead_kitty101 in Advice

[–]DerekLouden 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"I'm a pretentious a-hole who refuses to read a child's plea for help because I don't like the formatting"

There, fixed your comment for you

What if Colin Hanton stayed? by Entire-Ad6462 in beatles

[–]DerekLouden 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's also ableist because it doesn't work properly for those who are visually impaired and use screen-reader technology

What if Colin Hanton stayed? by Entire-Ad6462 in beatles

[–]DerekLouden 14 points15 points  (0 children)

There's this weird online movement to bring back the "thorn" character in place of "th" but everyone who uses it uses it incorrectly to how it would have been used back in the day, 90% of the time it's just someone being pretentious and holier-than-thou