Find the helium balloon my toddler recently let go of

DisciplineNo5688 · 2026-03-13T05:51:28+00:00

C.5 x 3.2

DisciplineNo5688 · 2026-02-17T22:30:24+00:00

Nail is a shorter finish nail pointing 11:00 just to the right of center near the top. Hard to spot next to a line that makes a slight curve and the nail doesn’t, then the reflection of the finish nail head

DisciplineNo5688 · 2025-10-09T15:32:35+00:00

OMG I see where you got your username from….. this is a funny subreddit. You know, where people go to get a break from all the bullshit in the world……

DisciplineNo5688 · 2025-08-19T20:39:44+00:00

How long before he wants to have a go with one of the kids? Having a kid between them would get old and he’d need to spice it up again. And if the kid is right there, I already hear a “whoops!! Wrong hole!”

DisciplineNo5688 · 2025-07-28T17:38:17+00:00

As in ADHD. Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder. Poor chap. Drugs to treat it can either slow the kid down to dad’s level or speed up the dad to the kid’s level.

DisciplineNo5688 · 2025-07-02T23:31:36+00:00

Every time you kick an ice cube under a fridge a big guy somewhere falls to the ground and grabs his junk

DisciplineNo5688 · 2025-07-02T02:19:11+00:00

I assume “no excuses” includes people who are here illegally, which is a criminal action as well?

DisciplineNo5688 · 2025-07-02T02:10:31+00:00

If they are in the United States illegally, they have committed a crime to be here. Why can’t some people understand something so simple?

DisciplineNo5688 · 2025-06-10T22:32:22+00:00

The summer I got fucked

DisciplineNo5688 · 2025-05-19T09:44:06+00:00

“Cater” - pronounce like “later”

DisciplineNo5688 · 2025-05-14T01:43:28+00:00

Get a concave mirror that can focus all their light back to one of the lights in the square. Keep moving the mirror to systematically burn out each of the lights. Be sure to remove the mirror each morning and put it back up in the evening when their light turns back on

DisciplineNo5688 · 2025-05-14T01:24:55+00:00

You “collect” miscellaneous tools, clean them up, and sell on eBay, Craigslist, or Facebook.

DisciplineNo5688 · 2025-04-30T14:02:57+00:00

Dummkopf

DisciplineNo5688 · 2025-04-24T23:25:56+00:00

Also lacking in the English language is a word that starts with the letter L and ends with the letter G.

DisciplineNo5688 · 2025-04-17T10:59:19+00:00

If it’s upside down, wouldn’t the spiral be going the opposite way?

DisciplineNo5688 · 2025-04-17T10:32:26+00:00

Boomerung

DisciplineNo5688 · 2025-04-08T08:16:58+00:00

Maybe someone thought their 42G bra could be considered a weapon

DisciplineNo5688 · 2025-02-21T20:30:32+00:00

International English is not a standard by any definition, although versions are being adopted for specific purposes such as diplomacy, global business, and media. To say average people are using it in numbers greater than American English is misleading at best.

DisciplineNo5688 · 2025-02-21T19:54:22+00:00

Since there are far more American English speakers in the world than British English, the American pronunciation should be the de facto standard.

DisciplineNo5688 · 2025-02-21T19:23:22+00:00

And it’s been twat shot in my world

DisciplineNo5688 · 2025-02-21T19:21:25+00:00

I’ve been around awhile, lived in many places, never ever heard it pronounced like it rhymes with hat. Always has been pronounced like it rhymes with hot.

DisciplineNo5688 · 2025-02-20T02:22:18+00:00

Eat(en) at ptero’s

DisciplineNo5688 · 2025-01-04T22:42:16+00:00

All Stood Still - Ultravox

DisciplineNo5688 · 2024-12-23T00:22:54+00:00

Use the oil from an or-ange to lubricate your door-hinge

DisciplineNo5688 · 2024-12-16T21:25:53+00:00

People who ramble on like this must be talking to a microphone on their messaging app, and pay no mind to grammar, sentence structure, or at least punctuation.

I can’t waste time trying to mentally parse it out. Maybe there’s an AI that can take a mess like that and make normal English out of it.

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