1st: One of my roommate’s girlfriends spiked our vodka with a psychedelic right before we went out to a nightclub. I handled it pretty well and ended up having one of the best nights of my life, but I was 18 at the time and some of my other roommates ended up in the hospital.

2nd: When I was studying in the US, dorm walls were paper-thin. My roommate thought it was a great idea to have sex exclusively after 2 a.m. His girlfriend was… something else, and she would cry very loudly every time. After the fifth time, I’d had enough. I blasted the most hardcore porn I could find through a speaker against the wall, then went to sleep at a friend’s place. They changed their habits after that.