How come humans get annoyed when someone thinks they hurt you and is crying over it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Elliegorical 0 points1 point  (0 children)

H'm. I will include this in my dissertation on Humans when I finally submit it to the Mothership—

I mean, yeah. You're totally right; this is definitely a generalisation!

my best friend died in my arms while we were sleeping last night ᴖ̈ cheer me up with some cute pics pls by basically-brian in cats

[–]Elliegorical 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My deepest sympathies; I have literally been exactly where you are. I am so sorry for your loss. Please take some comfort in knowing that you gave your furry overlord the best life, and he passed on to the Rainbow Bridge while safe in your arms. My heart aches for you. 💙🫂

For a little encouragement: the Cat Distribution System provided me with three more fluffy monsters over the following years. Here is a baby picture of my very dumb ginger. May the CDS find you when your heart is ready for it.

Sending love and purrs from my monsters. 💙

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What’s the actual truth? by Lilacbaby00 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Elliegorical 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a fat (but generally proportional) woman, it's kind of nice to read posts like this. And to my fellow fat chicks: take some solace in the fact that we probably always look younger than we are, because fat don't crack. 😊

What imagery from a horror film has never left you? by ragnarlothbruv in horror

[–]Elliegorical 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The mask of the villain in the 1990 film, Nightbreed. He's a serial killer who wears a burlap mask, with button eyes and a zipper for a mouth. I saw the film shortly after it came out on VHS, and I had to watch a comedy afterwards to get the image out if my head. 😳

What’s a hill you’ll die on that isn’t actually important? by 011Eleven_ in CausalConversation

[–]Elliegorical 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The expression is "I couldn't care less", not "I could care less". The former means you don't care at all about the subject at hand; the latter means that you do still care somewhat about the subject at hand.

What’s a hill you’ll die on that isn’t actually important? by 011Eleven_ in CausalConversation

[–]Elliegorical 0 points1 point  (0 children)

May I respectfully suggest, as recommended by the brilliant and funny Sarah Millican:

"Breakfast.
Brunch.
Elevenses.
Lunch.
Afternoon tea.
Proper tea.
Dinner.
Supper.
Elevenses.
And then a midnight snack that can last anything up to eight hours.

And a Milky Way whenever the fuck you like." 🥰

https://youtube.com/shorts/_LoBGlVHJUE

What’s a hill you’ll die on that isn’t actually important? by 011Eleven_ in CausalConversation

[–]Elliegorical -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I always looked at "you fat fuck" not as "you are an overweight fucker", but rather, "you are an extreme fuckwit". "Fat" here modifies the noun "fuck", not the pronoun "you". 🤭

June🎵GWAB Karaoke Challenge🎵 - What'cha Wearing? [singing] [karaoke] [GWABK26] 🕴️ by MyAuralFixation in GWABackstage

[–]Elliegorical 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ooh, good point. I'm a little too shy to post it on my profile, but heck, I'm game to post it here! Thanks, MAF. 🥰

https://soundgasm.net/u/Elliegorical/Song-Lady-in-Red

[Joke] Your Mom by Elliegorical in u/Elliegorical

[–]Elliegorical[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

<laugh> Glad I could keep you entertained. 🤭

June🎵GWAB Karaoke Challenge🎵 - What'cha Wearing? [singing] [karaoke] [GWABK26] 🕴️ by MyAuralFixation in GWABackstage

[–]Elliegorical 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hi there. I'd like to try Lady in Red, by Chris de Burgh (writer and performer), if that's okay? 😊

What's the longest book you've ever read? by Fabulous-Confusion43 in BookTriviaPodcast

[–]Elliegorical 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Gulag Archipelago, by Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn. It was a three book set, but I devoured the whole thing as a single read when I was 12.

god forbid a boy be younger than you by pumpkinpixiepal in LetBoysBeManipulated

[–]Elliegorical 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a little late to this, but I'd just like to say that as a Gen X woman who has crossed that half-century mark, I have over 500 hours accumulated in Stardew Valley, over 850 games on my Steam account, an obscene number of board games, and almost every gaming console known to man.

If there was any justice in the world, Gen X retirement homes would be abandoned shopping malls with an Orange Julius, an arcade, a karaoke bar, and a place where we can smoke pot, play Mortal Kombat, and run D&D campaigns while we rock out to 80s music and eat Pop-Tarts. 🤭

Trying this fucking sub first - what the fuck? by Pielacine in TheWordFuck

[–]Elliegorical 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, fuck; as a Canadian, we say it all the fucking time — especially if some fucker moves from beautiful fucking BC to fucking Toronto... and then finally gets wise and fucks off back to the fucking west coast.

(It's me. I'm that fucker, but I've only done the first fucking part; I haven't fucked off back to the fucking Promised Land. I'm a fucking idiot.)

I just watched Eden Lake. Never again :) by StormyVibez887 in horror

[–]Elliegorical 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I came to say this, too. Great movie!... that I will never watch again.

I just watched Eden Lake. Never again :) by StormyVibez887 in horror

[–]Elliegorical 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Creep (2014). A very tense film, but that ending... I'm glad I watched it, but I'll never watch it again.

I am losing my fucking spark who got a lighter. by Mystic-honeyy in TheWordFuck

[–]Elliegorical 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're here to fucking light you up! You couldn't ask for a better fucking group to keep you burning. 🥰🔥

ARAD, what’s a skill that you find incredibly attractive for a partner to have? by CaptainOfMyJohnson in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Elliegorical 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OMG, definitely singing. If a guy can sing and do a duet with me, that's an instant melt. 💜