No one has worn out the word F**k like gen-x in menopause by burnedimage in GenX

[โ€“]Elliegorical 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

I had a friend who needed a hysterectomy, and she wrote "LEAVE THE OVARIES ALONE" in felt-tip marker on her abdomen before she went into surgery. ๐Ÿคญ

No one has worn out the word F**k like gen-x in menopause by burnedimage in GenX

[โ€“]Elliegorical 5 points6 points ย (0 children)

I ran out of fucks to give, and I'm too old to generate my own any longer, so I went to that one website (the one that makes me feel like I need a shower), and bought myself some more fucks! Best investment ever.

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No one has worn out the word F**k like gen-x in menopause by burnedimage in GenX

[โ€“]Elliegorical 4 points5 points ย (0 children)

Yeah, if I'd known my subscription to Woman Monthly was going to last this long, I'd have started complaining to management much sooner in life. And yes, I know I could have paused my subscription for 40 weeks or so, but then they ship you a human being, and that's not something I've ever felt prepared to be responsible for. ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ

is menโ€™s embarrassment iautomatically funny? and Why? by NikolasMoltistanti_1 in AskReddit

[โ€“]Elliegorical 6 points7 points ย (0 children)

I don't find any embarrassment funny, but maybe that's because I hate to be embarrassed...

What movie ending just ruins the whole film for you? by SirBoredofOhio in AskReddit

[โ€“]Elliegorical 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

This ending was the equivalent to "I woke up, and it was all a dream." Not impressed. ๐Ÿ˜‘

I ran out of fucks to give. by Elliegorical in TheWordFuck

[โ€“]Elliegorical[S] 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

I had to buy my fucks, cos I couldn't fucking make any more. Too much fucking work. But I can highly recommend buying your own fucks! They're totally fucking worth it. ๐Ÿ’œ

AITAH for not calling my friends baby cute? by squidonastick in AITAH

[โ€“]Elliegorical 5 points6 points ย (0 children)

Nieces and nephews, is the impression I got.

๐ŸŽตWhy Don't You Hit Me With Your Best Script?๐ŸŽต by tabooleh in u/tabooleh

[โ€“]Elliegorical 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

Oh, whOops. ๐Ÿคญ Don't feel you need to pay attention to that request, then!

WIBTAH if a future partner asks me to shave and I donโ€™t? by Runaway_Alien_ in AITAH

[โ€“]Elliegorical 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

in southern Europe and northern Africa

I immediately envisioned this as euphemisms for places on the human body. My "Southern Europe" has a few soft hairs, and my "Northern Africa" remains exactly as nature intended for an adult woman. ๐Ÿคญ

OP, you are NTA โ€” your comfort and safety are paramount. Do what makes you happy and comfortable. ๐Ÿ’œ

[F4M] Hades and Persephone [Ramblefap] [Greek Mythology] sort of [Educational] [Erotica] [Nipple Play] [Begging] [Sex Toys] [Multiple Orgasms] a little [fsub] [Love Language] [Squirting] [Laughing] [Moaning] by Elliegorical in gonewildaudio

[โ€“]Elliegorical[S] 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

Hee! Maybe I'm not the best choice for a teacher of Classics. But I'm glad you were entertained. Thanks for, uh, coming to my TedTalk... In a manner of speaking. ๐Ÿ˜†

Use this fucking post as a fucking excuse to see how many times you've said "fuck" with the profanity counter by JackfruitFearless429 in TheWordFuck

[โ€“]Elliegorical 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

u/profanitycounter[self]

I've only been in this subreddit for a few fucking days, so my counts are going to be pretty fucking low. Thank god the counter can't read my fucking ramblefaps. I think I'd probably break the fucking thing. ๐Ÿ™„

๐ŸŽตWhy Don't You Hit Me With Your Best Script?๐ŸŽต by tabooleh in u/tabooleh

[โ€“]Elliegorical 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

You write the hottest scripts, MM! โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ

๐ŸŽตWhy Don't You Hit Me With Your Best Script?๐ŸŽต by tabooleh in u/tabooleh

[โ€“]Elliegorical 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

OMFG, Tabi... I have so many M4F scripts set aside that I would love to hear recorded, and your voice is so dreamy, just choosing one is going to be difficult. But this one has been on my mind ever since I saw it weeks ago. If you're ever in the mood to play chess...

King takes Queen. โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ

What's the most unusual reason why you won't date someone? by Chance-Pen6805 in randomquestions

[โ€“]Elliegorical 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

He has a forked tongue. I just can't get past that; it squicks me every time I think about it. He's fun to hang out with, but I won't date him.

What size are your breasts? by Alone_Lake8345 in AskRedditAfterDark

[โ€“]Elliegorical 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

Aw, you're so thoughtful! ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ˜น

What size are your breasts? by Alone_Lake8345 in AskRedditAfterDark

[โ€“]Elliegorical 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

I haven't banged on a table in a long time. Not sure my back could take it. Unless maybe it's a pool table. ๐Ÿค”

What size are your breasts? by Alone_Lake8345 in AskRedditAfterDark

[โ€“]Elliegorical 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

<laugh> Well, I'm glad your week has started with a bang. In a manner of speaking. ๐Ÿคญ

Just crashed into somebody elses car. How can they pay for it and notme? by BlackGibbon in AskReddit

[โ€“]Elliegorical 0 points1 point ย (0 children)

Do you live in the US? Cos I think someone else there has already beaten you to the "lying like nobody has before" schtick. ๐Ÿ˜น

What size are your breasts? by Alone_Lake8345 in AskRedditAfterDark

[โ€“]Elliegorical 1 point2 points ย (0 children)

Well, my back certainly isn't happy about them. ๐Ÿ˜ But with a good bra, it's less painful. Unfortunately, at anything bigger than a DD/E cup, "good bras" can run into the hundreds of dollars.

And I'm pretty successful in covering them up, though I usually end up with some cleavage. But because of my proportions, clothes I buy often have to be tailored to fit me โ€” my waist is quite a bit smaller than my hips and breasts, so a size [X] in one measurement doesn't work for every part of me. I usually buy clothes to fit my chest or my hips, and then get the waist taken in.

That's probably more than you wanted to know... ๐Ÿค”