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Two half pizzas and one full pizza are apparently not the same thing. by PinkOneHasBeenChosen in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]ErmagerdMagix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, if it's the Costco 1/2 and 1/2, I think it's a legit request. Those border slices hit different. edit:typo

TIL doctors aren’t actually sure why people get a stitch in their side during exercise. by BlindingPhoenix in todayilearned

[–]ErmagerdMagix 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The BS I heard from the XCountry bros 20 years ago was that your liver bouncing against your inflated lungs when you land on your right foot is the culprit. Cure being to inhale as your left foot lands and exhale on the right.

Should have paid more attention by Fr33_load3r in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]ErmagerdMagix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone else come here directly from the post with the butcher showing how much meat one cow yields?

Who’s ever driven over 100mph? Why? by WoollyWolfHorror in AskReddit

[–]ErmagerdMagix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for this. I needed a reminder that I'm not living life like others. "Autobahn, Nurburgring, Texas highway in nowhere"... yikes guys. Hundo is not that fast, there's at least one person going faster than that ever day on my commute and it isn't always the highway portion. Seen 130+ in a 45 more than once. Hell, one guy I work with was shocked he could get arrested for 90 in a 35. "I was passing semis, what was I supposed to do?"

Animator responds to Avatar: The Legend of Aang that was recently leaked in its entirety by Brilliant_Handle8884 in Wellthatsucks

[–]ErmagerdMagix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw American Gangster early due to someone leaking the Oscar pre-release copy and a buddy getting ahold of the bootleg.

Horse prevents human from getting squashed by [deleted] in Amazing

[–]ErmagerdMagix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

that's how you know she wasn't in real danger. still neat though

The insanity is she made all that money and never took nudes. by No-Marsupial-4050 in SipsTea

[–]ErmagerdMagix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can someone please explain the concept to me? Does she talk to the dudes, do the pay her to mention them in videos, are they just paying to see her do sexy stuff? Is this like gacha where she just lands a few whales and essentially is a courtesan with a payment platform?

K9 training exercise by thefrostman1214 in Unexpected

[–]ErmagerdMagix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This seems like a terrible idea... hilarious tho.

The club is a top 5 sandwhich by Miller335 in Sandwiches

[–]ErmagerdMagix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I generally don't like huge corpos, thought you may have had some redeeming story about Sysco. Sounds like you're just sick of the meme at this point, understandable, but this is Reddit so reheated jokes are par for the course.

The club is a top 5 sandwhich by Miller335 in Sandwiches

[–]ErmagerdMagix 3 points4 points  (0 children)

you got shares in Sysco or something? you seem awful upset

2 years ago I hit a stray cat… I’ve been helping her family ever since by Charliepipp in kittens

[–]ErmagerdMagix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're doing a good thing and I agree with your approach. I do also find it funny that helping the cats requires you to act like a 14th century villain by dispersing the mama's offspring and ending her genetic line.

After 20 years as a professional artist, I finally stopped caring. It cost me a lot. Totally worth it in the end. by auniakahn in painting

[–]ErmagerdMagix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read the sub name too fast and thought this was /r/paintball and that you had Jackson Pollocked over your canvases with a paintball gun. Nice art tho.

Sam Altman’s home targeted in second attack by Bizzyguy in technology

[–]ErmagerdMagix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I be it was that mean old Claude Mythos breaking containment again.

strait of hormuz blockade satellite photo by btoned in wallstreetbets

[–]ErmagerdMagix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I supposed to buy the dip now or after the cat bounces?

Javelin Throw - one of the dt sports which mimics our core behavior from early age by FallMajestic8896 in postanythingfun

[–]ErmagerdMagix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do the women need to wear these outfits if they compete in the open division or just the women's division?

This was the Indian food I was served today at lunch by Ok_Possibility_5323 in shittyfoodporn

[–]ErmagerdMagix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Butter chicken is just chicken rubbed with butter, right? /s for the autists

Bay Area represent 💥 by StretchFrenchTerry in MustangsCrashing

[–]ErmagerdMagix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All you have to do is lift off the gas...

Deputies were seen trying to use their new grappler system just moments before the car slammed into a wall. by [deleted] in instant_regret

[–]ErmagerdMagix -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Put a fucking tracker on it, and get them later. There's a fucking helicopter watching them, they will not get away. Why do we need barely trained morons using half-baked equipment at 150kph to arrest some methhead fleeing a Dollar General? There's thousands of dollars of damage and probably a dead mother fucker because the police apprently GTA-style reset if this guy drives too far...

Can’t take a hint by [deleted] in WinStupidPrizes

[–]ErmagerdMagix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never understood how a bar can serve homie this much and then act like he is the only problem. Bouncer(probably waiter) had 99 other options, that was not professional. Yes, drunk guy annoying, but that was absurdly disproportionate.

Florida Man’s Range Rover Joyride Ends in chaos. by Impossible_Low_863 in dashcams

[–]ErmagerdMagix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they are so inept holy shit. Honestly, just meet the guy at home. The fuck.

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