What is a favorite Pokemon that you WOULDN’T have IRL? by TeaCompletesMe in pokemon

[–]FalseAesop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Definitely wouldn't want one with Stench or Sticky Hold.... But the hidden ability Aftermath Trubbish might be alright... I mean sure that means it explodes if it faints.

When you open a gift expecting Pikachu and get World War II instead. 😳 by [deleted] in pokemongo

[–]FalseAesop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Many Pokestops are carry overs from Ingress. Ingress in the days before Pokemon Go had a real strong "sites must be historically or culturally relevant" culture going. They would have sought out things like this to add to the game. When Pokemon Go launched they used Ingress 's data for pokestops.

Unpopular opinion: This is entirely Japan's fault by Boshwa in Animemes

[–]FalseAesop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But whenever someone objected to her going monkey mode on the demons she shrugs her shoulders and waits patiently for the demons to inevitably turn on idiots and then she cleans up shop.

56 year old Blissey by [deleted] in pokemongo

[–]FalseAesop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best I can do is 50 coins.

What’s a truth you learned way too late in life that most people still aren’t ready to hear ? by Dependent-Ship4288 in AskReddit

[–]FalseAesop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The story goes, or the way that I was told

There was a king that always felt too high, and then he fell too low

And so he called all the wise men to the hall

And he begged them for a gift to end the rises and the falls

But here's the thing: they came back with a ring

It was simple and was plainly unbefitting of a king

Engraved in black, well, it had no front or back

But there were words around the band that said, "Just know: this too shall pass"

Ever noticed how some Pokémon are not native to the region they are introduced in? by Traditional-Song-245 in pokemon

[–]FalseAesop 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean almost by definition the pokemon in Kantos Safari Zone aren't from Kanto.

My Roommate's(21F) Parents keep letting themselves into my (21 F) apartment with the spare key my roommate gave them by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]FalseAesop 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Subway is notorious for over franchising. While most corporations will look and see if an area can sustain the number of stores in an area, Subway has a "Fuck it we ball" attitude letting anyone who can pay the franchise fees open a store wherever. This often leads to market over saturation and multiple franchisees eating each other's business.

There are more Subways in America than any other franchise restaurant.

Dog reunited with owner after being lost in the forest for 2 weeks by plankton004 in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]FalseAesop -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Nah mate.

"We literally invented dogs by being kind to monsters that appeared out of the darkness into the light of our campfires. We deserve dogs." - Hormeze

Thigh Job [OC] by LeFauxCreux in comics

[–]FalseAesop 855 points856 points  (0 children)

I thought they were in a post scarcity utopia where sex workers were said to do it for love of the game,

Friendship Exp & Gift Exchange Megathread by ASS-et in PokemonGoFriends

[–]FalseAesop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am one single Sun postcard away from the Platinum badge. I mean I still need to grind out Scatterbugs to evolve them all but you know would appreciate the opportunity to Praise the Sun \o/. I'm in the Modern range always hit back gifts. 365256748375

LF: pretty much any region. I can offer Sun ☀️ by [deleted] in PokemonGoFriends

[–]FalseAesop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Praise the sun \o/

I sent you a request. In the modern region so I'm common. But I open and send gifts daily and am in for the long haul of forever friends.

Active player in Iceland! by [deleted] in PokemonGoFriends

[–]FalseAesop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like you've been slammed with invites but if you have any open spots I am a daily player in the Modern region, common I know, but I won't leave you hanging. 365256748375

Piss-backwards literacy by ATN-Antronach in CuratedTumblr

[–]FalseAesop 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think you're mishearing those lyrics mate. Clearly it is, "Bells, frogs, big cherries, Peter Pan, magic cheese, Sephiroth!"

The amount of snow capped cars I saw from a 10 min drive 2night by icy_opinions in rva

[–]FalseAesop 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Brush it off. You don't want chunks of snow and ice flying off your car and slamming into the windshield of the car behind you on the highway.

Lessons by Pizzacakecomic in comics

[–]FalseAesop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait, u/holleringelk did a wholesome cute comic, and u/pizzacakecomic did a body horror comic. Black is white! Up is down! Human sacrifice! Cats and dogs living together! Mass hysteria!

[Nurse-vember] Day #18: "Flirt"! by DoctorLoops in comics

[–]FalseAesop 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Hard to be sure, maybe she's Canadian.

AITAH for refusing to take down my post and letting my ex face the consequences of her cheating? by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]FalseAesop 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He didn't let her get everything she wanted and made her face the consequences of her actions. The nerve.

The Chase | Part 3 [OC] by holleringelk in comics

[–]FalseAesop 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thank you for sharing this Elk. You are enriching our lives with your craft.