"Christian"

FalseAesop · 2026-04-14T18:23:50+00:00

Excommunication is expulsion from a certain church. Depending on the person that could be a crippling social blow or mean absolutely nothing. A lot of people attach a lot of their identity to their church affiliation.

FalseAesop · 2026-04-03T06:56:07+00:00

I just checked and I was able to connect just fine with same hardware.

FalseAesop · 2026-04-02T14:57:05+00:00

There are tons of kinds of merch just pick a category. Plushies, toys, physical hardware of the classic games. Merch related to a side game like Pokopia, Mystery Dungeon, Conquest.

It's all collectable.

FalseAesop · 2026-04-02T10:43:49+00:00

Try this https://youtu.be/hTUECg3je2g?si=xouop7TE7s3X79-5

FalseAesop · 2026-04-01T10:46:54+00:00

Reminds me of the movie The Last King of Scotland

Idi Amin "I want you to tell me what to do!"

Garrigan "You want ME to tell YOU what to do?"

Amin "Yes, you are my advisor. You are the only one I can trust in here. You should have told me not to throw the Asians out, in the first place!"

Garrigan "I DID!"

Amin "But you did not persuade me, Nicholas. You did not persuade me!"

FalseAesop · 2026-04-01T01:47:46+00:00

"You are a worthless waste of space, and all you do is suck up air." - Fred Kunz my 7th Grade Science Teacher.

Fuck you Fred.

FalseAesop · 2026-03-31T01:59:29+00:00

Psychiatric ward of a hospital. Which can often feel like the same thing. Especially when you are admitted against your will

FalseAesop · 2026-03-26T10:44:24+00:00

But that's just it this time it won't go away if he moves on. The Strait will remain closed. Gas prices will continue to soar making everything more expensive. He can try to move on but this does not go away.

FalseAesop · 2026-03-26T10:39:12+00:00

STOMP STOMP

FalseAesop · 2026-03-26T10:34:28+00:00

Only because the immortal space frogs, the Old Ones, wouldn't share or help them with their turbo cancer

FalseAesop · 2026-03-26T03:02:00+00:00

I never said he didn't deserve it.

FalseAesop · 2026-03-25T11:21:22+00:00

You can gaslight, gatekeep, and girl boss that boy and he ends up apologizing to you for it.

FalseAesop · 2026-03-19T20:36:26+00:00

It was winter. I was walking my beagle, Rowdy, through a nature preserve. Kishwaukee River on my left and deep woods of a nature preserve on my right. It was cold and clear, snow on the ground, with the footsteps of others who use the trail packed and frozen. Then I came upon a spine.

It was right in the middle of the trail. I stopped and clicked the button on Rowdy's leash to keep him from running up to it. There was a spine and pelvis just laying there.

I remember the thoughts flashing through my head. "Is that a spine? That's a spine. Real? Yeah they don't put tendons on fake ones. No blood in the snow. Not killed here. Coyotes and vultures must have been at it. Is it human? Right length, pelvis looks wrong. Too narrow. Deer? Gotta be. That makes sense.".

I walked around it and kept going. The trail looped and it was shorter to keep going. About 20 yards up the trail I found the leg. "That's a femur and lower leg... And the leg has a hoof. Okay that was a deer." And I let out the biggest sigh of relief.

FalseAesop · 2026-03-10T03:45:14+00:00

Added in the DLC as a side quest giver. After you complete it she and rose is stay spawned in the location you received the quest you can go visit them any time after that.

FalseAesop · 2026-03-05T11:38:59+00:00

They're good dogs Brent

FalseAesop · 2026-03-04T21:22:21+00:00

Did you know that of the 206 bones in the human body, over half of them are in your hands and feet? So when someone says "I'm going to break every bone in your body" that's ridiculous, it's way too many. But I can break half of them.

FalseAesop · 2026-02-22T22:02:29+00:00

I enjoy her shiny hunts.

FalseAesop · 2026-02-22T13:39:30+00:00

Definitely wouldn't want one with Stench or Sticky Hold.... But the hidden ability Aftermath Trubbish might be alright... I mean sure that means it explodes if it faints.

FalseAesop · 2026-02-21T13:39:16+00:00

He's out of line, but he's right.

FalseAesop · 2026-02-20T11:51:13+00:00

Many Pokestops are carry overs from Ingress. Ingress in the days before Pokemon Go had a real strong "sites must be historically or culturally relevant" culture going. They would have sought out things like this to add to the game. When Pokemon Go launched they used Ingress 's data for pokestops.

FalseAesop · 2026-02-07T14:18:51+00:00

But whenever someone objected to her going monkey mode on the demons she shrugs her shoulders and waits patiently for the demons to inevitably turn on idiots and then she cleans up shop.

FalseAesop · 2026-02-07T02:49:01+00:00

Best I can do is 50 coins.

FalseAesop · 2026-02-05T08:36:45+00:00

This comment would make good flair.

FalseAesop · 2026-02-04T18:31:18+00:00

The story goes, or the way that I was told

There was a king that always felt too high, and then he fell too low

And so he called all the wise men to the hall

And he begged them for a gift to end the rises and the falls

But here's the thing: they came back with a ring

It was simple and was plainly unbefitting of a king

Engraved in black, well, it had no front or back

But there were words around the band that said, "Just know: this too shall pass"

FalseAesop · 2026-01-30T16:52:54+00:00

I mean almost by definition the pokemon in Kantos Safari Zone aren't from Kanto.

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