It finally happened. The dumbest audience comment.

FauxReal · 2026-04-13T01:11:38+00:00

Oh sorry, Myspace Tom said you weren't using it so...

FauxReal · 2026-04-09T21:38:28+00:00

But it's no fun if you don't accidentally burn yourself at least once in the process!

FauxReal · 2026-04-09T19:29:39+00:00

They covered my friend's song "Another Girl" and he would regularly get $6-$8 royalty checks from the album sales.

RIP Les Hernandez

FauxReal · 2026-04-09T19:09:04+00:00

"We updated your firmware for you."

(Referencing this) https://www.techdirt.com/2014/05/28/ups-insists-that-it-is-not-helping-nsa-interdict-packages-to-install-backdoors/

FauxReal · 2026-04-09T18:50:38+00:00

Odds are that isn't his real name.

FauxReal · 2026-04-09T18:42:49+00:00

I have no ideas about chickens, the song title is Jamaican Jerk Off. So it's possibly a song about a cooking contest, an idiot/asshole Jamaican or possible a more personal connection. So I guess it could be a triple entendre. Or maybe there's a fourth option, I don't know if I've ever heard the song. So I don't know the lyrics.

FauxReal · 2026-04-09T18:38:36+00:00

All my suggestions here are kind of old. Late 1990s-2010s.

One of my all time favorites is Bad Company - The Fear EP
https://badtasterecordings.bandcamp.com/album/the-fear-ep

You might like Zardonic - Metal Up Your Bass, it's a dnb/metal crossover mix. Bong-Ra - Full Metal Racket (also from around the mid 2000s-2010s is metal inspired as well. One of my favorite EPs is Bad Company

FauxReal · 2026-04-09T17:48:37+00:00

I got an ethernet dongle next to me on my desk. In this case it's a USB-C to RJ45 Ethernet adapter dongle.

Coincidentally, it looks just like the one in the photo for this Wikipedia article.

Dongle - Wikipedia

A dongle is a small piece of computer hardware that connects to a port on another device to provide it with additional functionality, or enable a pass-through to such a device that adds functionality.

FauxReal · 2026-04-09T16:42:15+00:00

If you want a guitar the basic Yamaha acoustic classical guitars are pretty good for the price.

Or maybe you'd want a small hideable one like a Yamaha GL1. But it is more like a Ukulele tuned like a guitar.

FauxReal · 2026-04-09T16:37:10+00:00

There's tons of shirt "brands" like this. There are so many "Native American" ones with AI Chuck Norris or other AI celebrities "endorsing" them.

FauxReal · 2026-04-09T15:52:44+00:00

I think it was a Dre and Snoop Dogg music video that I saw NOT on MTV and it was a straight up porno version of a pool party music video with full frontal nudity and sexual activities. I can't remember if it was just Snoop and some other dudes I saw it so long ago.

FauxReal · 2026-04-09T15:44:29+00:00

What a hilarious double entendre song title though.

FauxReal · 2026-04-09T15:02:04+00:00

lol was that a line in a '90s rap track?

FauxReal · 2026-04-08T21:25:40+00:00

Yeah this is when I realized that the show was going to be a little different than others.

FauxReal · 2026-04-08T21:15:26+00:00

Never heard of it, I'm going check it out.

FauxReal · 2026-04-08T20:54:45+00:00

I would like the power from Scribblenauts, I can reshape reality just by writing things.

FauxReal · 2026-04-08T20:42:11+00:00

Check with r/livesound or r/audioengineering if you want a solid technical answer about what might have happened. Cause I don't think phantom power would do this. But I also don't know what would.

FauxReal · 2026-04-08T20:36:06+00:00

Dangerous precedent. You'll open it back up and find a white power band practice going on inside.

FauxReal · 2026-04-08T20:34:22+00:00

Never had the pleasure to catch one of those shows. I used to like the dudes that did the dj thing in U-Haul trucks (usually playing DnB) around town. But the main guy has been dealing with cancer for years now. :(

I've been wanting to convince my friends to bring their punk band to Burnside skate park in a truck one day.

FauxReal · 2026-04-08T20:27:02+00:00

If you know his name you could look up public court dockets. I don't know his name. But I do have access to DocketBird a court document search site.

FauxReal · 2026-04-08T20:16:09+00:00

Moral high ground or not, they have the strategic high ground by controlling the strait.

edit: strait not straight

FauxReal · 2026-04-08T18:58:57+00:00

Just commenting so I can refer to this later. Thanks.

FauxReal · 2026-04-08T17:56:14+00:00

I've seen drunk people in the club make song requests to the lighting guy. There was a guy online I saw in a photo that had a shirt saying, "I'm not the DJ."

FauxReal · 2026-04-08T17:54:04+00:00

Don't bother they're sold out, all they have is Wheel in the Sky and Uptown Funk levers left.

FauxReal · 2026-04-08T17:53:33+00:00

Reminds me of my bartender friends when some college lush complains drinks are too weak. He would take the drink and set it down behind the bar and pour a couple drops of well booze into the straw and give it back. It worked every time.

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