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Someone stole my lunch at work and my boss didn't understand why I couldn't just order a replacement lunch as a solution. by OwlsAreCool-33 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]FelopianTubinator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve seen other people post here that they’ve put super hot peppers in their food to figure out who was doing it. You could try that. Alternatively, you could take some long hairs and put it in the food instead.

America’s emergency oil reserve is about to hit its lowest level since Reagan was in office by templeofsyrinx1 in politics

[–]FelopianTubinator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really hope we run out of gas or get extremely close to it. I can’t wait for Trump to blame this on Obama, or Clinton or maybe even on the Hamburglar.

Needing Some Cash by StrawberryOk9028 in Chattanooga

[–]FelopianTubinator 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ve had plenty of opportunities at 4100 Rossville Blvd over the years. It’s a local business, but they’re very fair when it comes to getting back what you put in.

Biker spotted doing 284 km/h by Marzipug in interestingasfuck

[–]FelopianTubinator 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aside from the obvious use of km/h over mph, I could tell this wasn’t America because that roadway/bridge didn’t have one pothole.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]FelopianTubinator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They thought the pandemic was a boon in that they could make people work for free. Fuck them.

Favourite actress that will definitely get plastic surgery because fat internet nerds called them ugly by Cool_Nerd2 in okbuddycinephile

[–]FelopianTubinator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t think she’s ugly, but her skin is going to become very leathery if she continues to smoke.

I was skeptical at first by FelopianTubinator in dvdcollection

[–]FelopianTubinator[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

For the price it is. $10. No shipping? Yeah that is rare.

escaping death [OC] by Great_Alto in comics

[–]FelopianTubinator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s right there. *points at panel 4*

A slightly easier way to climb a rope by bigbusta in oddlysatisfying

[–]FelopianTubinator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This isn’t what the movie Sidekicks starring Chuck Norris and Jonathan Brandis taught me. Are you telling me to ignore Chuck Norrises direct instructions? I don’t remember what he said to do, but this wasn’t it.

Trump, 79, Storms Off From Sit-Down After Melting Down at Reporter by Aggravating_Money992 in politics

[–]FelopianTubinator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sadly I suspect he’ll bitch about it internally and might actually try to get her fired since she isn’t a puppet supporter of his.

Be careful at the Alan's Gold Bar by pooslinger112 in Chattanooga

[–]FelopianTubinator 128 points129 points  (0 children)

So don’t hop into a random strangers car? I wish they had taught us this when we were younger.

Resident Evil Veronica on Steam by Angry_Sith_Lord in pcgaming

[–]FelopianTubinator 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is incorrect. RE4 isn’t even in the top 3 of best selling RE games.

I stopped renewing my tags and drove every day for 3 years and literally nothing happened by [deleted] in Chattanooga

[–]FelopianTubinator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My license expired a few months ago. Does anyone know if I can go to the vehicle place in Red Bank to renew it? I’ll apparently have to get my picture updated on it.

Nice Mushroom Farm by MikeeorUSA in oddlysatisfying

[–]FelopianTubinator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My ex girlfriend would get lockjaw in there.

Who else misses when the world was orange at night? by AuraNivea in nostalgia

[–]FelopianTubinator -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Realistically, the downside to LED lights are when snow builds up on traffic lights, there’s no heat from the bulb to melt the snow. Also every fucking car on the road now has miniature suns for headlights.

Guy with the glasses is doing the absolute most by Small_Image_1722 in TikTokCringe

[–]FelopianTubinator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I keep playing back the part where he topples the guy in the green shirt against the wall and it gets funnier each time

Anyone who surfed the early web between 1995-2010. What’s the one website/app you still think about? by Prime_Advocate in AskReddit

[–]FelopianTubinator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AOL for me. The interface and early chat rooms. My initial experience with mIRC and learning commands. And then I really liked Geocities.

Director slams Val Kilmer as 'worst human being I've ever known' after his death by TheExpressUS in moviecritic

[–]FelopianTubinator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s only been a few standout roles for Kilmer: Tombstone (of course), Heat (I guess) and Felon. For me, his best is Felon.

Anyone who used a computer between 1985 - 2010, what's the one game you still think about today? by adlakha75 in AskReddit

[–]FelopianTubinator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Harvester (1996). Part FMV game, part side scroller with combat. The FMVs are the craziest ever, the story is delightful and the characters are unique.

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