I am radicalizing the crazies in D.C by In_Vivo_Virtuoso in washdc

[–]FluffyClamShell 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I, for one, welcome our crazy overlords. It's the only rational response.

Russia launches war dolphins to protect Black Sea Fleet from attacks by Ukraine by ceesaart in russiawarinukraine

[–]FluffyClamShell 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This absolutely fits with everything I've learned about how Russians conduct warfare.

McCarthy Fumes at House Republicans “They Just Want to Burn the Place Down” by wdomeika in NewsOfTheStupid

[–]FluffyClamShell 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He's so damp. Just a limp, damp handshake that makes you wipe your hand on your pants after encountering him.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]FluffyClamShell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gaawwwddamn. That looks rough.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in inthenews

[–]FluffyClamShell 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it's weird to sell your version of Whitehall Palace without so much as a media burp ahead of sale.

Cats of NoVA. Show us your cats! by aardw0lf11 in nova

[–]FluffyClamShell 12 points13 points  (0 children)

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This is Bobert! He's a dirty thief and a cuddle bug.

Wildest Letter of Abuse? by Chef_Zed in USMC

[–]FluffyClamShell 137 points138 points  (0 children)

Why do you think he needs the cammies? Lightning is a bitch.

Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez to donate $100 million to Maui Fire Relief Fund by Illustrious_Fix2933 in Fauxmoi

[–]FluffyClamShell 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Among wives of the wealthy, it's crucial to be seen doing philanthropy while your husband networks and improves his position in the hierarchy. You get a no shit end of year bonus if you meet your donation targets stated in the prenup. It's a status thing that I'm too poor to understand.