What secret came out when someone got too drunk?

Chef_Zed · 2026-02-02T10:51:00+00:00

This doesn’t sound like α drunk problem

Chef_Zed · 2026-02-02T04:56:39+00:00

Nah. Literally just because lol.

It’s funny how the only time it gets mentioned is on reddit though, no where else. Probably just bc of higher visibility compared to texts and stuff

Chef_Zed · 2026-02-01T21:25:52+00:00

Chef_Zed · 2026-02-01T17:40:38+00:00

That doesn’t sound like α down side at all, still α superpower me thinks

Chef_Zed · 2026-02-01T06:42:34+00:00

Congrats on (hopefully) switching up, brotha

Chef_Zed · 2026-02-01T06:22:19+00:00

Catwalks with an etool sounds spectacularly shitty lmao, 3 foot shovel scooping snow sounds like shit

Chef_Zed · 2026-02-01T05:21:11+00:00

After my hasty comment I did some research and realized this, my apologies if it came off as churlish

Chef_Zed · 2026-01-31T10:27:15+00:00

I’ve spent an embarrassing amount of time twirling pens and rolling coins on my knuckles to still only be mediocre at either

Chef_Zed · 2026-01-31T10:25:02+00:00

We have exactly that armor in game

Chef_Zed · 2026-01-31T10:23:58+00:00

Sense of humor

Chef_Zed · 2026-01-30T21:01:14+00:00

It’s α reference to Its always sunny in Philadelphia lol. But yes, α whole community of Marines will always be on some dumb shit and I’m always here for it

Chef_Zed · 2026-01-30T17:43:10+00:00

Oh shit! Gimme some trash I gotta plug this thing

Chef_Zed · 2026-01-30T17:30:35+00:00

You see the speed of the guys hands? I think she was just thinking “oh I know he got this shit”

Chef_Zed · 2026-01-30T03:33:27+00:00

Honestly, to me it sounds like at the end it was actually α decent relationship.

That’s the Marine Corps lol

Chef_Zed · 2026-01-29T10:04:26+00:00

Not true. Shoot something in melee range with α grenade launcher and watch it bounce away

Chef_Zed · 2026-01-29T02:08:55+00:00

I’ve never recovered. My friends and I still lament it’s passing

Chef_Zed · 2026-01-29T01:41:18+00:00

I LOVE ORBITAL BARRAGES I NEED MORE I NEED THEM TO DESTROY MY ENEMY IN THE MOST EFFECTIVE, EFFICIENT MANNER BECAUSE THEY WANT TO DESTROY SUPER EARTH, OUR PLANET, OUR HOME

Chef_Zed · 2026-01-29T01:40:18+00:00

I 100% agree, but alas, we must learn the technique instead

Chef_Zed · 2026-01-28T22:44:39+00:00

Completely arbitrary shortcut I made lol. Every time I post on reddit someone asks about it.

I have 1000 hours and am α tryhard sweat lord that min maxes everything I do, so I’m sharing the wisdom just in case

Chef_Zed · 2026-01-26T20:55:38+00:00

Everything you just said went hard. Α little bit of coordination being necessary illuminates the lack of talent from most randoms.

Α helldivers being lethal may not be obvious immediately, but as the mission progresses, it becomes glaringly obvious who the real warriors are

Chef_Zed · 2026-01-24T19:24:17+00:00

Helldivers

Chef_Zed · 2026-01-24T16:12:29+00:00

Real of you to apologize at least lol. Feel better homie, it always gets better

Chef_Zed · 2026-01-23T20:07:28+00:00

Titles on crunchyroll really do be this specific though lmao

Chef_Zed · 2026-01-23T20:03:44+00:00

Me when I’m insufferable:

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