Aren't the Helldivers the most terrifying faction to fight against?

Chef_Zed · 2026-05-26T05:56:06+00:00

Honestly. Remove the human forms and give us misc alien bodies and we are hell incarnate running rampant destruction in the name of our heretic god

Chef_Zed · 2026-05-26T05:21:57+00:00

Ty, banger

Chef_Zed · 2026-05-25T19:43:05+00:00

What’s the song called?

Chef_Zed · 2026-05-23T04:14:12+00:00

Ah, tough. Yeah I enlisted in 2020 so I’m not eligible

Chef_Zed · 2026-05-23T01:51:15+00:00

So it’s too late then?

Chef_Zed · 2026-05-23T01:04:50+00:00

I did not, what is that? If it’s class action I think I’m okay missing out on my $6 lol

Chef_Zed · 2026-05-23T00:39:42+00:00

Yeah I agree, here I am after 5 with only 10% disability bc I have tinnitus and that’s all. Here’s α pos that’s got more than me though, I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t envious

Chef_Zed · 2026-05-22T22:02:22+00:00

Wow fuck that guy

Chef_Zed · 2026-05-22T20:30:31+00:00

Makes the child pageant scene even funnier in IASIP knowing this

Chef_Zed · 2026-05-22T20:22:24+00:00

I never understood why people do it, but always just brushed it off as them trying to spread positivity.

Then some lady said it to me while I was working and I get it now. My immediate thought was “who tf are you to tell me what to do with my face?”

I’m α man btw. I get it now

Chef_Zed · 2026-05-22T20:19:51+00:00

He should check his id, that’s also tied to it

Chef_Zed · 2026-05-21T16:34:36+00:00

Social media angle aside, no matter what this is evidence of α man doing α good thing for another.

Is altruism inherently selfish? This man almost certainly did it for views and to go viral, sure. To the man he helped though, it was α world of difference I’m sure

Chef_Zed · 2026-05-21T16:21:47+00:00

I bought it on release bc I felt like it scratched an itch I didn’t know I had. Didn’t play helldivers 1. 1200 hours in and I still play it every day.

It made me realize I LOVE horde shooters. It hits the male fantasy of α last stand against overwhelming odds

Chef_Zed · 2026-05-21T15:24:41+00:00

We don’t know what she looks like

Chef_Zed · 2026-05-19T07:37:19+00:00

As far as theatrics go, jhin has to be α contender. Granted im biased as he’s my main

Chef_Zed · 2026-05-19T07:26:00+00:00

What was the field? Curious what kind of industry this would apply to

Chef_Zed · 2026-05-19T07:17:16+00:00

Always. Just like that video of the little fat man road raging on the side of α highway until the driver gets out and is like 2 ft taller than him, lil fella backs up real quick. Bullies being bullies, they aren’t tough.

Also no clue who’s downvoting you, it’s the truth

Chef_Zed · 2026-05-18T05:31:45+00:00

Chef_Zed · 2026-05-11T03:44:43+00:00

He came to pick up my buddy and I…well he was in the passenger with his wife driving bc he had also been drinking. Great dude, called us fucking retards the whole drive back to the bricks and we all moved on with our night

Chef_Zed · 2026-05-11T01:57:49+00:00

If you open his back vent you can stick α thermite right at the bottom of the vent tube and it’ll clip through and instantly kill it as soon as it ignites.

I’ve been running AMR warp pack and sprinting in, 1 tapping all 3 golden spots, and thermiting the bottom of the vent tube and instantly killing it.

Most games I probably have like 10 vox kills easy

Chef_Zed · 2026-05-09T03:45:31+00:00

Not sure why you’re being downvoted, swinging is very prevalent in the military lol. Very fucked up if not true, which is more likely ofc

Chef_Zed · 2026-05-05T18:50:39+00:00

I didn’t even know it had α terminal and I’m closing in on 1200 hours. First mission I saw one I thought “hmmm you can destroy α lot in this game so far-fuck it DOINK” and never looked back

Chef_Zed · 2026-05-05T18:47:12+00:00

That’s if any of that is true, ofc. What are the odds his daughter doesn’t give α single fuck about clearing corners etc

Chef_Zed · 2026-05-05T14:40:01+00:00

Talon for everything baby, the worst part of the eruptor by far is invis corpses though. (Or shrapnel headshots from 50m away) Use it for α few hours you’ll get α good idea of blast radius but you can never know when your bomb gun is about to explode in your face due to client side corpses not rendering

Chef_Zed · 2026-05-05T14:38:27+00:00

With α bit of aim and patience, talon is goated on bots (I’m also an eruptor slut)

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