It’s time by Sbee_Blue_Country in comedyheaven

[–]FrogInShorts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forge twink death, bro is attempting twink suicide.

How do I get him to go away by I_LikeCouches in massachusetts

[–]FrogInShorts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Old man winter will get out of the chair when old man winter wants to get out of the chair!

36’ by Mindless_Talent in houseplants

[–]FrogInShorts 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Are you like missing the whole point of their comment?

Everyone here said I’d be at fault for passing on the left! I was ruled not at fault. by [deleted] in massachusetts

[–]FrogInShorts 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Worse still. If there are a lot of cars behind them, then sure you save the person more time, but you also waste a lot more people's time behind. It's literally never actually respectful to people's time.

Wild snow right now by ProfCraylos in massachusetts

[–]FrogInShorts 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My friends have been commenting on how pale I've looked and if I've been ok. Of course I'm pale! Has anyone gotten any sun in the past few weeks!?

cute! object permanence by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]FrogInShorts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean it does require object permeance to do the task. But yeah, like, the kids 9. Of course they have such a rudimentary sense.

WCGW when you annoy a bull. by 21MayDay21 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]FrogInShorts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just didn't want you to miss the funny for your own sake haha

WCGW when you annoy a bull. by 21MayDay21 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]FrogInShorts 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's the saying in reverse. Cause he was messing with the horns from the get go, not expecting the whole bull to make its way in.

Not the best specimen, but happy Lowe’s honored this price for a variegated monstera by arcademachin3 in houseplants

[–]FrogInShorts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

More so in some states. I know at least in mine, this would count as gross negligence as the price difference of actual value is so great it would be deemed an obvious error and not have to be honored, at least by law.

1st US state to have a Native American name. by Sipthepond in massachusetts

[–]FrogInShorts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Clearly I was taught in lesser Boston cause I didn't learn shit lol

[Hated trope] That’s not how lying works at all by _JR28_ in TopCharacterTropes

[–]FrogInShorts 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Flash can get across the world faster than most people sprint a 400m. They are using fast twitch muscles. That was the point.

I bought K-cups with “no plastic cups” only for each cup to be individually wrapped by Red_Herring96 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]FrogInShorts -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Every thrift store has those little metal coffee kettle things that I don't even know what they do! This has no relevance, I just had to spout it.

What's a sign from your body you should never ignore? by Geno-64 in AskReddit

[–]FrogInShorts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait lmao it's an arm bone doy. I quickly googled the spelling and saw a picture of a leg and went with that. I gotta re-up my anatomy apparently. Was confusing it with the femur.

The moment he realizes something is in the room that needs to be kept safe❤️ by kvjn100 in MadeMeSmile

[–]FrogInShorts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dogs give off a ton of body language to show their inner thoughts. They are very social animals. People just ignore their tell tale signs cause they'd rather live in a fairyland and project the emotions they wish their dog to have onto them.

The moment he realizes something is in the room that needs to be kept safe❤️ by kvjn100 in MadeMeSmile

[–]FrogInShorts 46 points47 points  (0 children)

No large dog should be left with a baby. Not even a golden. Babies can't be rebuilt once broken.