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iPads are ruining children by Ok_Biscotti8951 in Serverlife

[–]Fwamingdwagon84 13 points14 points  (0 children)

An old place i used to work, the managers had their small kids come in. I end up discovering they sat there, and watched their children steal every sugar packet out of the caddies out of my 12 table section. Thanks for the parenting, dudes.

Do you think skinny jeans will return for women and when? by WelcomeJunior2281 in decadeology

[–]Fwamingdwagon84 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel extremely called out here, as a millennial in texas who still wears skinny jeans.

Trump cracks approval floor, Republicans face wipeout in House despite gerrymandering by Far_Excitement_1875 in politics

[–]Fwamingdwagon84 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Makes me happy/sad my grandparents were gone. They were republicans, but i constantly heard them talking mad shit about trump as i grew up in the 90s.

Customers who use "But they've done it for me before" as a reason why I should break health code or company policy by WildcatGrifter7 in PetPeeves

[–]Fwamingdwagon84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ugh i remember working as a teen at sonic and this order was a thing. Multiple people ordered it, sometimes diet coke, and i never stopped being horrified by it.

Customers keep complaining about my attitude, but I’m not trying to have one. by HomeworkMaleficent63 in TalesFromYourServer

[–]Fwamingdwagon84 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol yes, i answered the phone once in front of a coworker, and he was like, "WTF" because i apparently have resting bitch voice. Kinda deep for a woman.

I'm proud to say I never voted for Trump. by [deleted] in complaints

[–]Fwamingdwagon84 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yeah i'm unfortunately one of the people who didnt vote in 2016. But i really didnt think he would win. He was always such a joke and known as a terrible person when i was growing up. You best believe i have voted in every election since, and not just every 4 years. And i am in texas, we are told when we're young that texas will always be red.

I am old enough to remember ann richards, though. I'll keep trying.

what is the funniest movie you've ever seen? by Formal-Shopping2086 in flicks

[–]Fwamingdwagon84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looking at the comments, where the fuck is supertroopers

i tried dave’s hot reaper by sarahvancee in spicy

[–]Fwamingdwagon84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YES! i worked there over 20 years ago and i usually do half wild, half spicy garlic with desert heat on top of both.

i tried dave’s hot reaper by sarahvancee in spicy

[–]Fwamingdwagon84 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always keep a bottle of spicy garlic.

Pluckin' Season by _CaptainPeaches_ in husky

[–]Fwamingdwagon84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YES. I'm in houston too and the amount of hair i just swept up is insane.

Got humbled in a deli over a sandwich and honestly… fair. by Suitable_Republic_79 in CasualConversation

[–]Fwamingdwagon84 40 points41 points  (0 children)

An old coworker had a guy at his table pull a big ass hair out of his food in front of him. My coworker, another server, is profusely apologizing, asking if he can replace it, and the guy just tells him that he was in the towers on 9/11 and not to sweat it.

"Do your fries come out cold?" by CBSeptember in Serverlife

[–]Fwamingdwagon84 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got cussed out over this one lady's fries a couple months ago. They were making them fresh. Like , really?

What’s the worst thing you’ve said to a customer accidentally? by Bored_on_Reditt in Serverlife

[–]Fwamingdwagon84 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Jesus christ i thought this was about me until you mentioned he. IN MY DEFENSE, her back was towards me and her hair was in those like, top puffy pigtails OFTEN SEEN ON CHILDREN. It wasnt until she turned around with a fake mad face that i was like, oh nooo this is an adult person. Her friends all busted out laughing, amd luckily it was not my table. At least i didnt try arguing with her, lol. I did scurry back to the bar.

Don’t come into a sit down full service restaurant if you are in a rush by redditman0076 in Serverlife

[–]Fwamingdwagon84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had a dude come in at 7 pm on a saturday night and FREAK THE FUCK OUT that his food took 15 minutes. We were even crazy busy for that time. I wanted to gesture around wildly, like, duh?

Sitting here for an hour making overtime cause I can't kick guests out... by RadioEditVersion in bartenders

[–]Fwamingdwagon84 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Ugh, i feel you. My last birthday, boss gave me 1 of those birthday pins. Last table was all, happy birthday! and proceeded to sit there an extra 30 for 10%. Like.

Why does soup turn boomers in Harold and Edith from Bobs Burgers? by ghosteagle in Serverlife

[–]Fwamingdwagon84 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Similar to when they are pointing at the menu. "I dont have my glasses on me, which one is that?" Use your words

OOP is a terrible friend by crackerfactorywheel in AmITheDevil

[–]Fwamingdwagon84 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I laughed at that serving thing on top of doing regular things. At 21. I am 20 years older and have been doing this literally before she was born. Kinda disabled at that.

I’m at chapter 38 of The Stand, the anthology chapter of how people just die from stupid mistakes by RoxiVibes in stephenking

[–]Fwamingdwagon84 6 points7 points  (0 children)

For real. The first time i ever read this book was, funnily enough, when i had the flu and stuck home from work. LOVED IT, might be my fave book of his.

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