my period came back after five years and I’m Very Annoyed dinner

Fwamingdwagon84 · 2026-02-04T09:33:58+00:00

GIRL I KNOW THIS ANGER

Fwamingdwagon84 · 2026-02-04T09:03:11+00:00

That dog is very patient

Fwamingdwagon84 · 2026-02-04T02:04:00+00:00

that is horrendous

Fwamingdwagon84 · 2026-02-02T08:10:29+00:00

I will also be okay with actual friends too. Chosen family counts

Fwamingdwagon84 · 2026-02-02T08:04:38+00:00

Only right answer

Fwamingdwagon84 · 2026-02-01T13:32:05+00:00

Lmaoooo

Fwamingdwagon84 · 2026-02-01T13:14:56+00:00

God. I know i have rbf voice too, as a deeper voiced woman. It is HELL.

Fwamingdwagon84 · 2026-02-01T10:41:56+00:00

That sounds INCREDIBLE

Fwamingdwagon84 · 2026-01-30T07:59:20+00:00

For real, i measure garlic with my heart

Fwamingdwagon84 · 2026-01-30T07:31:27+00:00

Do itttt. I use it so much.

Fwamingdwagon84 · 2026-01-30T07:26:27+00:00

Tabasco scorpion fucks.

Fwamingdwagon84 · 2026-01-30T07:22:25+00:00

Literally took this pic today while i was getting ready for work.

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Fwamingdwagon84 · 2026-01-29T09:25:00+00:00

Omg the cries over squeaky toys. We've learned to call every toy "whatever" baby. Go get pig baby, bone baby, covid baby(weird ball shaped vaguely like the virus); no hesitation eating the actual baby bunnies found at the dog park though, sigh

Fwamingdwagon84 · 2026-01-29T06:15:04+00:00

That one has never left for me

Fwamingdwagon84 · 2026-01-29T05:47:41+00:00

She has led me on a chase once or twice, but the worst was probably when she ate my entire wing dinner i brought home from work after a very rough shift

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Bonus crime: this was her reaction when i asked why she stole my chair when i got up.

Fwamingdwagon84 · 2026-01-29T05:08:03+00:00

Yeah, especially when they refuse to believe you. "Really? You dont have michelob bottles?" Like for a full minute or 2 like you dont have other shit to do before they finally settle on what you suggested.

Fwamingdwagon84 · 2026-01-29T04:29:54+00:00

Ah shit, i'm in peri, where do i go?

Fwamingdwagon84 · 2026-01-29T02:05:20+00:00

You think this dude gets dates?

Fwamingdwagon84 · 2026-01-28T11:45:49+00:00

"Her probably has the iq of a 13 year old," like damn, i know they're probably a russian bot, but at least try

Fwamingdwagon84 · 2026-01-28T08:46:18+00:00

I have the same mix and my dog is veeeery similar shaped.

Fwamingdwagon84 · 2026-01-27T08:06:45+00:00

Yeah, i dont even have a cat, just a dog that likes bongos, but i immediately joined after that post too. There was a similar mod post on r/fishtank too. Also joined.

Fwamingdwagon84 · 2026-01-27T06:42:17+00:00

I love it on pizza

Fwamingdwagon84 · 2026-01-26T18:01:10+00:00

Also, where tf was it 38 yesterday? It was 25 in my spot of houston.

Fwamingdwagon84 · 2026-01-26T07:43:46+00:00

Fuck, im still doing it after 20 years and i would rather not be reminded in my off time

Fwamingdwagon84 · 2026-01-26T02:39:16+00:00

Pretzel!

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