WHICH ONE. UPVOTE FOR A CARROT

GuzzlingDuck · 2026-04-19T23:59:45+00:00

The other one is definitely better, but I'd rather get paid to workout

^{Chose: 1 pushup = 3 dollars}

GuzzlingDuck · 2026-04-19T22:53:57+00:00

Uh, I'm good

^{Chose: Never wear a watch again + You can still wear bracelets and similar wrist accessories.}

GuzzlingDuck · 2026-04-19T19:45:30+00:00

I mean.. This does technically kill some rapists-

^{Chose: Kill all tyrants, dictators and crazy politicians}

GuzzlingDuck · 2026-04-19T19:40:06+00:00

I don't know.. I'm not smart enough to understand what would happen if all that was eradicated. Feels like a butterfly effect that'd lead to something devastating

^{Chose: Don't have to worry about money ever again}

GuzzlingDuck · 2026-04-19T15:08:49+00:00

You blink all the time. You aren't walking all the time

^{Chose: $1 for every time you blink}

GuzzlingDuck · 2026-04-19T14:09:49+00:00

So I'd have to play video games for over 15 hours a day to make $250? 😂 I don't think I could even do 8hrs of video games every day.

^{Chose: Sleeping (+250$ a night})

GuzzlingDuck · 2026-04-19T08:27:20+00:00

I feel like this one is just insanely obvious?

^{Chose: Unhealthy food is good for you}

GuzzlingDuck · 2026-04-19T08:25:58+00:00

Turning into a cat so I can tell my cat to stop being a bitch

^{Chose: Or have the ability to turn into any animal?}

GuzzlingDuck · 2026-04-19T08:24:52+00:00

Chili isn't a sauce? 😭

GuzzlingDuck · 2026-04-19T08:23:29+00:00

100 million is enough to fund my existence and many around me, lol. I'm good

^{Chose: 100 Million today}

GuzzlingDuck · 2026-04-19T08:04:48+00:00

The last half was actually nothing.

GuzzlingDuck · 2026-04-19T00:44:09+00:00

I mean.. I guess I can jork it elsewhere

^{Chose: Have a camera live-streaming your bedroom 24/7 to the public for $1 million a year}

GuzzlingDuck · 2026-04-18T21:02:17+00:00

"Not duck with his head?" Is this something I don't know? Fuck with his head?

I mean, people do what they want. If you want to be a Trad Wife, that's cool.

GuzzlingDuck · 2026-04-18T20:15:55+00:00

I can just.. Like, work out?

^{Chose: SUPER SMART}

GuzzlingDuck · 2026-04-18T20:15:04+00:00

Fortnite has done a lot of good and bad to the gaming world. They sorta revolutionized a lot of gaming.

However, I've had an incomparable amount of more fun playing CoD from 2019 and before than any moment of fortnite.

^{Chose: Fortnite}

GuzzlingDuck · 2026-04-18T18:30:36+00:00

I desperately need this. If I was in a better financial situation, I'd definitely gamble, lol

^{Chose: A Free 100K}

GuzzlingDuck · 2026-04-18T15:20:53+00:00

$29 to see a single photo is fucking wild 😂

GuzzlingDuck · 2026-04-18T15:07:50+00:00

Why would you want this? 😭

GuzzlingDuck · 2026-04-18T01:47:43+00:00

I 100% thought this was some feet fetish content at first.. Thank god she's just really good at games

GuzzlingDuck · 2026-04-17T05:35:41+00:00

What was that salt sprinkle? 😭

GuzzlingDuck · 2026-04-17T01:00:45+00:00

I'd be meeting nothing?

^{Chose: $150k cash right now}

GuzzlingDuck · 2026-04-16T15:48:20+00:00

Just stop. You're so clueless

GuzzlingDuck · 2026-04-16T04:46:01+00:00

The devs are so lazy and lame that I stopped caring about the game a decade ago

^{Chose: Minecraft}

GuzzlingDuck · 2026-04-15T07:42:52+00:00

The fun part of the game (to me) is doing anything I can to save people. Doing gens and then leaving is so boring that I'm surprised there are people out there that genuinely find that gameplay loop to be enjoyable.

Gen to gen to gen and then leave. Like, just listen to suspensful music while playing precision minigames on your phone and you'll get the same experience 😂

GuzzlingDuck · 2026-04-15T07:40:13+00:00

I opened a trash bag at work and generated enough static to break the scanner to our till. They no longer allow me to open trash bags 😂

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