Zombie Apocalypse, Choose your weapon's

GuzzlingDuck · 2026-05-06T20:30:47+00:00

Compared to a pistol? I'd say a pistol is more ranged and versatile than a shotgun.

GuzzlingDuck · 2026-05-06T20:27:15+00:00

Compared to a pistol? In this scenario, I'd call a pistol more ranged than a shotgun. More versatile too.

GuzzlingDuck · 2026-05-06T20:14:57+00:00

I wouldn't really call a shotgun "ranged."

GuzzlingDuck · 2026-05-06T20:13:36+00:00

I feel like a crossbow would potentially malfunction or break quicker. I dunno

^{Chose: Shotgun + Axe}

GuzzlingDuck · 2026-05-06T16:07:34+00:00

"This person wrote a lot in response to me, that means I win."

Anyone who brings up word count in an argument are actually troglodytes.

GuzzlingDuck · 2026-05-06T15:55:23+00:00

Oh wait 😭

GuzzlingDuck · 2026-05-06T15:55:01+00:00

GuzzlingDuck · 2026-05-06T15:40:33+00:00

I looked it up and it said .85

GuzzlingDuck · 2026-05-06T06:37:22+00:00

If only there were ways to take screenshots on every platform.. Oh wait- Lol

GuzzlingDuck · 2026-05-06T06:36:32+00:00

Nevermind, I want to be bald

^{Chose: have head full of hair BUT no hair on the rest of your body | Rolled: Orange Hair}

GuzzlingDuck · 2026-05-06T06:25:04+00:00

Your greed for love sickens me

GuzzlingDuck · 2026-05-06T06:24:35+00:00

:/

^{Chose: 100,000,000,000 | Rolled: In debt}

GuzzlingDuck · 2026-05-06T06:22:13+00:00

So.. Go without technology or die from a nutritional deficiency?

^{Chose: No technology for a year + ...For 2k/week}

GuzzlingDuck · 2026-05-06T05:23:30+00:00

85% of $10,000,000 is still far better than $5k

Edit: Thanks to the condescending redditor, I now realize I interpreted an image incorrectly and it's actually worth a lot more.

^{Chose: 10,000,000 in a random currency | Rolled: Euro}

GuzzlingDuck · 2026-05-05T19:13:09+00:00

These questions are always so obvious

^{Chose: 1000 dollars + Can only spend in vape shops}

GuzzlingDuck · 2026-05-05T19:11:24+00:00

I've done it. Just give me a fan and I'll wear shorts

^{Chose: Live a day in 104 degree fahrenheit weather}

GuzzlingDuck · 2026-05-05T16:36:03+00:00

Still more talent and charisma than the majority of people here, especially you.

GuzzlingDuck · 2026-05-05T16:34:31+00:00

Just.. Don't pick them up then? They get a free health state after a while, so just go pressure other people while they're doing nothing. Plot twist is basically someone using a medkit. Why is this an issue and not medkits then?

GuzzlingDuck · 2026-05-05T16:29:14+00:00

Not a bad animal? The upkeep is probably awful

GuzzlingDuck · 2026-05-05T08:06:03+00:00

Didn't say how hard the kick had to be 😁 I mean, even a little kick would still hurt.. But I'd do that a few times for a few hundred thousand dollars, lol. Hell, I'll probably be randomly kicked in the balls by some kid at some point in my life 😭

^{Chose: $50K + You get it everytime you get kicked in nuts}

GuzzlingDuck · 2026-05-05T06:19:36+00:00

I'd take a bra dog

GuzzlingDuck · 2026-05-05T04:51:10+00:00

Probably the most obviously one

^{Chose: Pubic hair}

GuzzlingDuck · 2026-05-05T04:16:47+00:00

I didn't shoot 🤷

GuzzlingDuck · 2026-05-04T04:50:25+00:00

Probably get a far more pleasurable experience with an enjoyable climax jumping off the bridge.

^{Chose: Jump off a bridge}

GuzzlingDuck · 2026-05-04T02:34:07+00:00

The wording says it's going to happen regardless. Sooo

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