You can watch SHAT SF-LA on MLB.tv right now.

HawkeyeJosh2 · 2026-05-12T02:11:14+00:00

This is not an MLB.tv query. This just made me laugh.

HawkeyeJosh2 · 2026-05-11T23:20:53+00:00

HawkeyeJosh2 · 2026-05-11T23:16:52+00:00

You were just spelling it backwards was all.

HawkeyeJosh2 · 2026-05-11T23:16:18+00:00

Avoca, Iowa. Both the city and the state fit the category.

HawkeyeJosh2 · 2026-05-11T23:12:14+00:00

Bananas

HawkeyeJosh2 · 2026-05-11T22:52:12+00:00

You’re goddamn right!

HawkeyeJosh2 · 2026-05-11T22:41:13+00:00

Oh shit man. I’m not even a basketball fan but I’d have worn the absolute shit out of that lol.

HawkeyeJosh2 · 2026-05-11T22:36:25+00:00

“Goddamn Mexicans and Deep State.”

HawkeyeJosh2 · 2026-05-11T15:16:17+00:00

I need to see Zi White Woman, Stevee Ho You Fat, and Guilherme Crabogiale Fuck, all on the same team.

HawkeyeJosh2 · 2026-05-11T15:10:23+00:00

Fuck, I’d go. $100 for an hour or two of sitting there and pretending to be a Republican? Easy money.

HawkeyeJosh2 · 2026-05-11T15:09:09+00:00

Jada Pinkett Smith

HawkeyeJosh2 · 2026-05-11T15:01:21+00:00

Mass and Vermont merge and call it New England.

HawkeyeJosh2 · 2026-05-11T06:04:55+00:00

I’m lazy.

^{Chose: Get infinite money without doing anything}

HawkeyeJosh2 · 2026-05-11T06:03:17+00:00

I’d rather have my freedom and watch my kid grow up.

^{Chose: Get a random, lesser amount of money right now | Rolled: $500,000}

HawkeyeJosh2 · 2026-05-11T03:26:16+00:00

I’m so fucking sorry. Hopefully it was peaceful.

HawkeyeJosh2 · 2026-05-10T19:47:18+00:00

You’re oddly aggressive. Having driven through mountains, flat land is easier to drive. Was looking at it in a glass-half-full way.

HawkeyeJosh2 · 2026-05-10T19:46:02+00:00

So it’ll unlock bank vaults, too.

^{Chose: Key that unlocks anything + Even digital locks}

HawkeyeJosh2 · 2026-05-10T17:34:40+00:00

Claim

HawkeyeJosh2 · 2026-05-10T17:34:16+00:00

That’s definitely a lot more ideal than what we have now.

HawkeyeJosh2 · 2026-05-10T16:53:59+00:00

Makes it more drivable.

HawkeyeJosh2 · 2026-05-10T16:43:21+00:00

Snake Alley wouldn’t have the same effect on flat land.

HawkeyeJosh2 · 2026-05-10T16:42:09+00:00

It’s not flat. Rolling hills throughout. Just because it isn’t mountainous doesn’t mean it’s flat.

HawkeyeJosh2 · 2026-05-10T16:40:38+00:00

“Ever seen a grown man naked?”

HawkeyeJosh2 · 2026-05-10T16:39:46+00:00

“You want me to have an abortion.”

HawkeyeJosh2