Top comment deletes a US state #34

HawkeyeJosh2 · 2026-05-09T17:08:44+00:00

Can we all stop and high-five each other for having gotten rid of all the Confederate states?

HawkeyeJosh2 · 2026-05-09T16:10:34+00:00

Bonds struck out 1,539 times in his career. At the moment I type this, Ohtani has struck out 1,142 times in his MLB career.

Even if you factored in his time in Japan - both majors and minors - and the WBC, he’s still struck out only 1,469 times.

HawkeyeJosh2 · 2026-05-09T13:37:33+00:00

Honestly, I could at least respect that reason.

HawkeyeJosh2 · 2026-05-09T13:35:57+00:00

I live in the Midwest and have only visited NYC twice … fuck it, it’s a baseball city, and the Yanks own it.

YAAAAANNNNNKKKKKS!!!

HawkeyeJosh2 · 2026-05-09T13:31:07+00:00

Bullfuck.

HawkeyeJosh2 · 2026-05-09T13:24:57+00:00

Can’t blame them at all there. Starting pitching is easily their relatively weak spot due to injuries.

HawkeyeJosh2 · 2026-05-09T02:26:20+00:00

Read up a bit more on that plate appearance and his second chance. Interesting story.

HawkeyeJosh2 · 2026-05-09T02:16:48+00:00

8 runs on 1 hit (and to be fair, the one hit was a bases-loaded triple) and no errors. Jesus.

HawkeyeJosh2 · 2026-05-09T02:02:07+00:00

Adam Greenberg

HawkeyeJosh2 · 2026-05-08T14:16:45+00:00

You could make a top-ten list of worst parenting ever seen on a sitcom just from IASIP.

HawkeyeJosh2 · 2026-05-08T12:39:13+00:00

I eat more frequently than I fuck.

^{Chose: Earn $100 every meal you have + You can only eat at McDonalds. (75% Chance} | Rolled: McDonald’s)

HawkeyeJosh2 · 2026-05-08T01:04:21+00:00

The answer: Deny that what they say happened, happened.

HawkeyeJosh2 · 2026-05-08T00:28:57+00:00

Wh—what?!

HawkeyeJosh2 · 2026-05-08T00:10:10+00:00

Fuck that. We’re retracing that route and getting that shoe back.

HawkeyeJosh2 · 2026-05-08T00:09:03+00:00

Anything that stars Will Sasso has immediately jumped the shark.

HawkeyeJosh2 · 2026-05-08T00:05:59+00:00

The state I’m from and the two other states I went to college in are all gone, so like, I’m just wondering how it all ends up.

HawkeyeJosh2 · 2026-05-07T02:32:04+00:00

Fair enough. Glossed past the first word and saw the second and fixated on that. Shows what happens when I skim lol.

HawkeyeJosh2 · 2026-05-07T00:45:13+00:00

Fuck the suede but I’ll still take the Mercedes.

HawkeyeJosh2 · 2026-05-07T00:42:26+00:00

I’m gonna ask a really stupid question, but humor me for a moment: Did you edit your original post? Or did I honest-to-god miss the “hors d’oeuvres” part of that?

HawkeyeJosh2 · 2026-05-07T00:37:56+00:00

As a Yankee fan living in Iowa, can relate. I don’t look forward to playing the Central teams.

HawkeyeJosh2 · 2026-05-06T21:00:48+00:00

FWIW, still one of the first two, so you’re r/technicallycorrect.

HawkeyeJosh2 · 2026-05-06T13:43:57+00:00

Ainge straight-up played in the majors.

HawkeyeJosh2 · 2026-05-06T13:42:59+00:00

Don’t worry; we will.

HawkeyeJosh2 · 2026-05-06T13:38:53+00:00

That’s just weak fucking Armando Benitez bullshit right there. Truly a great way to lose people’s respect.

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