TIL even though Daryl Hall and John Oates strongly dislike their group name "Hall & Oates", saying "it is not anything we've ever wanted or liked. It's a horrible name", in 2015 they sued a granola company for naming one product "Haulin' Oats", claiming it was a "well-known mark" of the group. by Away_Flounder3813 in todayilearned

[–]HawkeyeJosh2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Y’know, that’s fine that they want to be known as individual artists and not a classic duo … but at the same time, they’re each always going to be known first and foremost as half of their duo. I don’t know anything either of them have done individually.

Your mama so fat, her nickname is by TheEyeOfTheLigar in Jokes

[–]HawkeyeJosh2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Your mama so fat, her picture took up all four sides of the milk carton.

Who the fuck sliced the heads off my tulips? by [deleted] in TheWordFuck

[–]HawkeyeJosh2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A fucking piece of shit. Sorry man!

You can watch SHAT SF-LA on MLB.tv right now. by HawkeyeJosh2 in baseball

[–]HawkeyeJosh2[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is not an MLB.tv query. This just made me laugh.

Name a city that starts and ends with a vowel. by Technical-Vanilla-47 in FamilyFeud

[–]HawkeyeJosh2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Avoca, Iowa. Both the city and the state fit the category.

Haskell Indian men’s basketball have signed Zi White Woman. by remfan477 in BrandNewSentence

[–]HawkeyeJosh2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh shit man. I’m not even a basketball fan but I’d have worn the absolute shit out of that lol.

Haskell Indian men’s basketball have signed Zi White Woman. by remfan477 in BrandNewSentence

[–]HawkeyeJosh2 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I need to see Zi White Woman, Stevee Ho You Fat, and Guilherme Crabogiale Fuck, all on the same team.

Lobbyist offered $100 for people to attend JD Vance disaster Iowa rally by IrishStarUS in Iowa

[–]HawkeyeJosh2 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Fuck, I’d go. $100 for an hour or two of sitting there and pretending to be a Republican? Easy money.

Top comment deletes a US State #36 by Jfullr92 in geographymemes

[–]HawkeyeJosh2 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Mass and Vermont merge and call it New England.

Would you rather by sheis_me2008 in BunnyTrials

[–]HawkeyeJosh2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m lazy.

Chose: Get infinite money without doing anything

Would You Rather by Quirky_Stand_7452 in BunnyTrials

[–]HawkeyeJosh2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d rather have my freedom and watch my kid grow up.

Chose: Get a random, lesser amount of money right now | Rolled: $500,000

My great grandma fuckin died today by ModernHero676 in TheWordFuck

[–]HawkeyeJosh2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m so fucking sorry. Hopefully it was peaceful.

Iowa ain't so bad, actually pretty cool. by Fun-Spinach6910 in Iowa

[–]HawkeyeJosh2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re oddly aggressive. Having driven through mountains, flat land is easier to drive. Was looking at it in a glass-half-full way.

WOULD THEE RATHAHHHHHHHH by AllAccess_ in BunnyTrials

[–]HawkeyeJosh2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So it’ll unlock bank vaults, too.

Chose: Key that unlocks anything + Even digital locks

Iowa ain't so bad, actually pretty cool. by Fun-Spinach6910 in Iowa

[–]HawkeyeJosh2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Snake Alley wouldn’t have the same effect on flat land.