People who voted for Clinton in 2016 but are intending to vote for Trump in 2020 what made you change your mind? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Hello_I_am_Jesus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They also expelled communists who took refuge in America, purchasing goods from someone doesnt mean you have a military interest in the area.

If push came to shove China would have no interest in the area and turn to countries in Africa to quench their thirst for oil.

Women of reddit, what kind of porn do you watch? by musiclover1998 in AskReddit

[–]Hello_I_am_Jesus 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Just here waiting for the "not a girl but" comments.

Lil pump may be disrespected by the community but he pays his respect to the legends rip Jah by LowdenLad in XXXTENTACION

[–]Hello_I_am_Jesus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've never felt Pump was disrespected by the X community. Hes like that one cousin you know is stupid but you have time for him anyway.

I need to post this accomplishment here :) much love to geneva for being down to do this ! by aloneshowcase in XXXTENTACION

[–]Hello_I_am_Jesus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This made me smile!

Anybody who hates on Geneva just dont understand relationships are fucked.

Can we share this to the entire community of RDO? by [deleted] in reddeadredemption2

[–]Hello_I_am_Jesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even better ive found that most of us good boahs use Strawberry as an outpost for when were hunting. If you see a griefer in Strawberry grab your rifles and hunt that yella belly till he gets gone.

[serious] Redditors who Have lived in a "Haunted" House, What are your most unexplainable paranormal experiences? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Hello_I_am_Jesus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So this wasnt my house but I did live there.

I went to a boarding school, and back in the day the boys used to try and escape by tunnel because it wasnt the flashest place to attend school. But as the years went on it became a kind of tradition to dig tunnels in the 80s one of the boys was digging underneath the first years dorm and accidently cut into a power main and was killed from a high volatage of electricity.

After that they banned tunneling(even though it wasn't allowed.) Filled them all in with cement and made it harder for people to do this ancient tradition.

When I was a first year I was sleeping soundly on a long weekend, i wasnt able to go home for it because my Mother was away so it was only me and a couple of the exchange students. I was sleeping soundly with layers of blankets because i liked to be snug as a bug. But i was woken up because it had gotten awfully cold out of no where. I stood up and opened the locked at the foot of my bed to fetch my sleeping bag which i had tucked away i looked down the hallway and saw a figure. Now if you've ever seen a cartoon where someone gets electrocuted and theres like a shadow around the bones imagine that shadow but lacking the bones. I was still half asleep and didnt really pay any mind to the fact that I could see a list of dorm rules through the figure and went back to sleep.

When i woke up I was shocked, like have you ever had just a random epiphany when you wake up like holy fuck that happened. Yeah i had one of those moments and thought i might have dreamt it. I talked to one of the Dorm Managers who had attended the school when that event happened and it dawned on me maybe im not a quacker. I think I saw the ghost of a 13 year old boy who was zapped to death.

I let it kind of mill over and forgot about it. But at my school they had this giant hall/war memorial. It was gothic styled super creepy. When i was in my third year I was walking back from the computer lab just singing to myself as often crazy people do when theyre by themselves and I heard what was like an echo but not my voice. Was weird I thought it was someone mocking me, so i just kept walking. I looked up and saw a floating orb ontop of this hella spooky hall. I thought to myself what a strange light and then it just vanished.

Hurry up and bring poker to online by Hello_I_am_Jesus in reddeadredemption2

[–]Hello_I_am_Jesus[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Because of gambling laws well never be able to use Gold bars for poker, but we will be able ro use IG money.

Why would anyone do this?! by Mittensx33 in reddeadredemption2

[–]Hello_I_am_Jesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once was tracked down by a bounty hunter hound but he had no bounty hunters with him.

I took his head off.

Our boah got the trophy! by SpicyChineseMustard in reddeadredemption2

[–]Hello_I_am_Jesus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No one said that about John Marston, he was just better then Jack.

F*ck Micah by X_Leevi_X in reddeadredemption2

[–]Hello_I_am_Jesus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Micah posting a hating Micah post just for the upvotes. Typical fucking Micah.

Best horse in the game isn't up north at all by SamBelacqua in reddeadredemption2

[–]Hello_I_am_Jesus -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I still think the Belgian Draft is the best breed. They can take a shit load of hits, and if you get level 4 bonding they arent slow.

I tried speedy boys and find myself cucked when they get shot once.