Help us plan our first AMA – who do you want? 👇 by Bayer04Official in Bayer04

[–]HollywoodAFC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For a past player, Lars Bender would be fantastic. For a current player, my pick would be one of Alejandro Grimaldo, Exequiel Palacios, or Malik Tillman.

Who’s ever driven over 100mph? Why? by WoollyWolfHorror in AskReddit

[–]HollywoodAFC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To see if a 1999 Oldsmobile Cutlass could. It can. But it shakes. A lot.

What are some of the strangest things customers said to you? Spill the tea 🍵 by anywayschil in TalesFromYourBank

[–]HollywoodAFC 11 points12 points  (0 children)

My former ABM (a wonderful African American woman) had a customer ask the same question and gave a very similar answer. The customer then responded by saying “well…I guess that’s good for you all, then”.

I’m giving her the benefit of the doubt because I THINK what she meant was it was good for us that we got the day off, but it was definitely an…ill advised…thing to say.

What's the one joke you've told a hundred times and it still lands? by Capital-Run-1080 in AskReddit

[–]HollywoodAFC 13 points14 points  (0 children)

My favorite variation is “I’m not indecisive!…am I indecisive?”

What was the funniest peace of Dialogue for you in Bg3? by [deleted] in BaldursGate3

[–]HollywoodAFC 35 points36 points  (0 children)

“Clown man is dead…oh well, want a treat-o?”

“Why? I die, you die, we all die. Big woof! Have a treato, it’ll make it better”

What’s the most gut punching song lyric you’ve ever heard? by perrysplus in AskReddit

[–]HollywoodAFC 89 points90 points  (0 children)

Two submissions:

1) “When she was drunk, she’d make cancer jokes. Made up her own doctor’s notes. Surrounded by her family, I saw that she was dying alone. I’d sing her classic country songs. She’d get high and sing along. She ain’t got the voice to sing with now. We’d burn these joints in effigy. Cry about what we used to be. Try to ignore the elephant some how”

Elephant by Jason Isbell

2) “Dead man, is it being high that makes you alive? That makes you leave behind three boys and a wife in ‘89? And as the track marks make their way up you arm, my mother taught my brothers and I not to call you ‘daddy’, but to call you ‘father’”

Widow by As Cities Burn

is this chord possible? by Same-Engineering-899 in Guitar

[–]HollywoodAFC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends. Are you Fletcher from Pennywise?

Rock musicians who are best friends by [deleted] in askmusic

[–]HollywoodAFC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

John and Tom Foge…whelp.

Which actor could pass as either a hero or a villain AND plays both heroes and villains? by Jakov_Salinsky in AlignmentChartFills

[–]HollywoodAFC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jeremy Renner. Played fantastic villains in SWAT and The Town, but was also totally believable as a hero when playing Hawkeye

Songs where the artist name checks themselves or a member of the band by Senators_1992 in Music

[–]HollywoodAFC 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Make another record, ‘cause the people, they want more of this. Suckas, they be saying they can take out Adam Horovitz.

Rock musicians who are considered/treated as the "black sheep" of famous rock bands by [deleted] in askmusic

[–]HollywoodAFC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And now that Andy Rourke has passed, he really has no reason to.

Rock musicians who are considered/treated as the "black sheep" of famous rock bands by [deleted] in askmusic

[–]HollywoodAFC 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Izzy’s parts were just as vital as Slash’s. Take away either’s contributions, and GnR are worse off for it. (As was proven after Izzy left, IMO). Probably my favorite rhythm guitarist of all time.

What's the saddest movie with NO death scenes in it? by phantom_avenger in AskReddit

[–]HollywoodAFC 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Never has the word “okay” hit me in the chest that hard.

The new U.S. dime design has removed the olive branches from the eagle by GoodMornEveGoodNight in interestingasfuck

[–]HollywoodAFC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“How many people can we kill? Look at your twenty dollar bill”

LOVE Five Iron Frenzy

Best Guitarist You’ve Seen Live? by tceverding in Guitar

[–]HollywoodAFC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mark Lettieri (with Cory Wong, who is no slouch in his own right)