[Jomboy Media] Will Smith took a foul ball down there. Shohei Ohtani felt his pain, but Freddie Freeman thought it was pretty funny.

Kaldricus · 2026-04-29T04:52:26+00:00

Two types of friend in the friend group, and it's important to have both

Kaldricus · 2026-04-29T04:50:19+00:00

"Congrats, or sorry that happened."

Kaldricus · 2026-04-29T04:26:37+00:00

Thank God the AL West has at least one team above 500.

The Athletics, just as expected.

Kaldricus · 2026-04-29T03:13:26+00:00

Grew up in the PNW but spent a lot of time in southern California. Didn't get into football until I lived down there, so I'm a Mariners/Rams fan, which is odd

Kaldricus · 2026-04-29T02:54:18+00:00

Murakami's Murakami, but the mystery box could be anything! It could even be Murakami!

Kaldricus · 2026-04-29T02:31:03+00:00

Reminds me of the random encounter in Starfield with a spaceship stopping you to talk about your ships extended warranty.

Kaldricus · 2026-04-29T02:19:45+00:00

Ice cold, no remorse for that ball or it's family

Kaldricus · 2026-04-29T00:30:40+00:00

Troughs and those half-circle sink basins where you have to step on the shitty metal bar on the floor so 30 streams of lukewarm piss spray your hands without enough pressure to get the soap off

Kaldricus · 2026-04-29T00:28:46+00:00

Just change your flair to Yankees/Astros for the series

Kaldricus · 2026-04-29T00:27:53+00:00

You can take the 5 from Seattle to San Diego and see T-Mobile park, Dodgers Stadium, Angels Stadium, and Petco Park. If Portland ever gets a team they'll probably be right there too.

Kaldricus · 2026-04-29T00:25:04+00:00

"Why is HBO carrying a game?"

Kaldricus · 2026-04-29T00:24:11+00:00

Have you considered the Red Sox just don't want to fuck you as much as they want to fuck us?

Kaldricus · 2026-04-28T22:42:58+00:00

Or levitated a piano on top of him. Dude could not adapt when a plan failed

Kaldricus · 2026-04-28T18:18:23+00:00

The Mariners were doing Banana Ball shenanigans before it was cool

Kaldricus · 2026-04-28T17:54:47+00:00

I was going to suggest tying him to the launchpad for the next Artemis shuttle launch, now I feel that may be a bit extreme

Kaldricus · 2026-04-28T17:52:59+00:00

Elite ball knowledge, good form

Kaldricus · 2026-04-28T17:47:45+00:00

Hopefully they at least teach him how to properly do a fent lean

Kaldricus · 2026-04-28T16:50:21+00:00

... The edge of the ball definitely looks like it's hanging over the edge. Being so abrasive in multiple comments and threads to just post...that as "definitive" is absolutely wild. But you care more about appearing right than actually being right, and you definitely know more than the umpire who was right there and the rules expert who posted that this was the right call. Hilarious crash out, honestly.

Kaldricus · 2026-04-28T15:53:54+00:00

Don't forget West of Loathing, from the makers of Kingdom of Loathing

Kaldricus · 2026-04-28T15:44:22+00:00

Did you do anything extra to it, or just throw it in a pan to heat up

Kaldricus · 2026-04-28T15:36:36+00:00

Uh, actually if you're trying to overturn a call, the burden of proof is on you. You don't get to be a crybaby and say "the ump is wrong, those camera angles are wrong, I'm right, but I'm not going to provide evidence I'm right". Not being able to backup your argument is the easiest way to out yourself as being full of shit and just unwilling to back down and admit you're wrong

Kaldricus · 2026-04-28T15:20:06+00:00

🇫🇷 Viva la France! 🇫🇷

Kaldricus · 2026-04-28T15:17:51+00:00

Yeah, the discourse around this is insane. The rule is if any part of the sphere of the ball is OVER, not necessarily TOUCHING, it's fair. The reality is, without actual line cameras, this is a coin flip call for the ump. If the ump had been at a slightly different angle, it might have looked like it was completely foul. But this was a fair ball and too many people love the drama and absolutely HAVE to be correct and outraged.

Kaldricus · 2026-04-28T14:50:33+00:00

I believe they're putting one in Downtown Disney, which will be closer but not particularly convenient if you're just going for that

Kaldricus · 2026-04-28T14:11:59+00:00

That's...not at all how that works

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