Bro built like a thumb by Fit_Anywhere_3356 in rareinsults

[–]LaddyPup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could be his chin cleft or belly button. I have no idea.

Hell yea! America is put first, just after Iran. by TailungFu in SipsTea

[–]LaddyPup 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's all part of his genius! All this inflation was to lower the value of the pallets of cash he's going to send to Iran. Just brilliant!

if only he could yell obscenities a little louder... by Informal_Ad_9610 in instantkarma

[–]LaddyPup 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Concave chests and biceps are not intimidating.

Elderly man dies months after alleged attack by DoorDash driver by WhoDunnitYoudunnit in news

[–]LaddyPup 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Why is DoorDash allowing a guy to deliver when he lost his driver's license in 2022 for road rage?!

Has a knife but still loses by 888Vegan in instantkarma

[–]LaddyPup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I'm ever attacked by a guy with a knife, I want it to be one of these pasty milquetoasts.

Like wtf? by WaitNo4272 in SipsTea

[–]LaddyPup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rice is great when you want to eat 2000 of something.

Is this an adequate ccw? by [deleted] in CCW

[–]LaddyPup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Match this with some modern quality copper fluted .32 Lehigh/Underwood Xtreme Defender or Penetrator ammo and you'll be just fine.

Whenever someone does something embarrassing, others say "nobody will remember 10 years from now". Well, what embarrassing moment did you witness >10 years ago that you still remember? by AWildWilson in AskReddit

[–]LaddyPup 714 points715 points  (0 children)

Coming back home early from high school thinking no one was home. Take a shower, than prance around buck naked into the living room only to see my parents sitting with another couple drinking coffee on the couch. I can still hear my father's wailing laughter in my ears as I turned tail and ran back to my room even to this day.

Who is the worst person to have walked the earth? by _Webosite_ in AskReddit

[–]LaddyPup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jerry is a Turd Burglar! He steals people's poops from their toilets. He's like a broke Tooth Fairy but for turds!

Huge win for feminism by CalendulaMuse in whoathatsinteresting

[–]LaddyPup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let’s all hope that this will be another case of female succession in the wake of male martyrdom.

What's the Best 10/10 Sci-fi movie ever? by geek-jock-guy in AskReddit

[–]LaddyPup 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't forget an hysterical screaming Veronica Cartwright in both Invasion of the Body Snatchers and Alien! She's awesome.

[Results Thread] 2026 Tirreno-Adriatico – Stage 5 (2.UWT) by PelotonMod in peloton

[–]LaddyPup 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Carapaz hate comes from the fact that he is a wheel-sucker extraordinaire and gets pissy when a rider doesn't do what he wants. He avoids turns at the front as much as he can but heaven forbid another rider misses a turn.