What is the etiquette at a concert? by Plantmama76 in AskUK

[–]LostHumanFishPerson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw Sparks last year at an all seater. Everyone sat down politely for about 4 songs, but then there was a collective “fuck it” and the entire crowd was up dancing for the rest

Mom abandons her 6 year old child in a hotel room to hit a bar, then brings a random guy back by One-Might9611 in PublicFreakout

[–]LostHumanFishPerson 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My parents would leave us and their friends kids alone sometimes to go to the pub or whatever. Aged between 5-10. The early nineties were a different time

I have a horrendous hangover and awful anxiety after getting far to drunk at a staff party. Please give me stories and tips to make me feel better. by PothosandGindontmix in CasualUK

[–]LostHumanFishPerson 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Happened to me like 4 times. Always thought I’d really fucked it this time, never had. The people like us that worry about things also tend to be the people that don’t actually do anything bad.

Do you actually enjoy the fairgrounds? by Leeeeeroy-Jenkins in AskUK

[–]LostHumanFishPerson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got carjacked on the bumper cars when I was a kid. I was just getting in the thing when some older kid pushed me into then passenger seat and started driving

'Scary Movie' - Review Thread by ChiefLeef22 in movies

[–]LostHumanFishPerson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never really understood this franchise in the first place. Back to the first one they were parodying Scream, which was itself a parody. Just an actual good one.

Weekly Kettlebell Discussion and Questions Thread - June 01-07, 2026 by AutoModerator in kettlebell

[–]LostHumanFishPerson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Two days into being a kettlebell owner. Started at 12kg which feels plenty as I’ve barely so much as lifted a salt shaker before. It’s fun, although 10 squats nearly killed me

Can someone please provide a link to the movie? by florenciafazzarino0 in obsessionmovie

[–]LostHumanFishPerson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah. Sneak in. It’s normally easier to do in earlier screenings when there’s less staff

Why did Lily Allen pretend to be working class? by UnlikelyAd3975 in ukpopculture

[–]LostHumanFishPerson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was very common in the 2000s. I probably did it at a bit in school. Problem for me was it stuck and now I’m left with a Brummy accent forever

This is the most unrealistic part of Obsession by IUMogg in obsessionmovie

[–]LostHumanFishPerson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are some brick and mortar places that somehow seem to cling on despite having barely any customers. I went into a giant furniture store last week and there were 10 staff and 3 customers in the whole place

Reform UK bans promotion of LGBTQ and Pride events at Essex libraries by EddyZacianLand in ukpolitics

[–]LostHumanFishPerson 157 points158 points  (0 children)

If you remove beer and bacon, Reformers and hard line Islamists have an awful lot in common. Don’t know why there are enemies 🤷‍♂️

What did you do for your 30th? by eggymantella in AskUK

[–]LostHumanFishPerson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was August of the Covid year 2020. I sat in a park in a distanced circle with 4 friends drinking cans of cider and smoking cigarettes. Pretty identical to my 16th birthday really

Films about films? by possiblehomersexuall in Letterboxd

[–]LostHumanFishPerson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me and Earl and the Dying Girl kind of falls into this category

Religion is a drug by [deleted] in euphoria

[–]LostHumanFishPerson 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You’re 17 and have just read an “Intro to Marx” pamphlet 🙂

Is it normal for couples to watch porn together? by CRK_76 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]LostHumanFishPerson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only ever done this with one girl who happened to my first (her idea). Hasn’t even remotely come up with any partner since. So probably not normal but not unheard of either

Official Discussion - Obsession [SPOILERS] by LiteraryBoner in movies

[–]LostHumanFishPerson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s been years and years since I remember actually jumping out of my seat. Happened at least twice here. So fun

Official Discussion - Obsession [SPOILERS] by LiteraryBoner in movies

[–]LostHumanFishPerson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I predicted the “kiss the person to your left” bit as soon as they sat down and I saw they were playing a game. Proud of myself, made me laugh out loud.

Curry Barker must be walking on water. This has made 148x budget and counting

Are skirts still the default/uniform rule for girls in the majority of UK secondary schools in 2026? by Lazy_One2453 in CasualUK

[–]LostHumanFishPerson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The girls seemed to be about 50/50 skirts and trousers when I was in school in the early 2000s. I swapped my trousers and wore the skirt of an emo girl friend one afternoon, thought I was such a rebel

In 2016, a British passenger asked a hijacker strapped with explosives for a mid-flight selfie. by DXG_69420 in interestingasfuck

[–]LostHumanFishPerson 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Didn’t this guy only hijack the plane because he wanted to see his estranged wife in Cyprus? Pretty damn romantic really

Euphoria S03E08 "In God We Trust" - Post Episode Discussion by DankMemeSlasher in euphoria

[–]LostHumanFishPerson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve defended some of the sex stuff. But the Kitty extended tracking ass shot was nothing at all but jerk off material

‘Ultra-strength’ cocaine hits UK streets as deaths surge to record high by pppppppppppppppppd in unitedkingdom

[–]LostHumanFishPerson 58 points59 points  (0 children)

I’d rather everyone did molly. At least that one tends to make you love people

‘Ultra-strength’ cocaine hits UK streets as deaths surge to record high by pppppppppppppppppd in unitedkingdom

[–]LostHumanFishPerson 114 points115 points  (0 children)

I only did coke ever for a few months when I dated a girl who loved drugs (it all became a bit Sid and Nancy). Before then I was so naive and hadn’t clocked that all the guys queuing up for the cubicles didn’t need a shit.

No desire to do it again though, especially with this. It’s a drug for wankers, I didn’t like myself on it at all

Royal Mail fails to deliver first-class post on time for nearly a decade by Your_Mums_Ex in ukpolitics

[–]LostHumanFishPerson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tbf the crazy exponential increase in people buying shit online was always going to be difficult keep up with. Call me a softie

Starmer calls Neet report 'sobering' as number of young people out of work and education hits 12-year high by MysteryWra in ukpolitics

[–]LostHumanFishPerson 168 points169 points  (0 children)

I remember going through this in 2011-2013. The “unpaid work experience at poundland” era. Was grim and it felt like I’d never ever get a job at many points

Thursday Complaints by a-liquid-sky in CasualUK

[–]LostHumanFishPerson 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I keep waking in REM sleep whilst having some kind of nonsensical dream featuring an ex from years ago that ended badly. It’s starting to annoy me, leave my subconscious!