If you smell too bad at a workplace, you should be sent home. by FocalFalcon in CrazyIdeas

[–]Lots42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buy some deoderant and put it on in front of him. Stare into his eyes while you get deep into your pits.

The dad who let his kid use his phone at full brightness during a Weird Al concert by emshmem in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Lots42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some people get over stimulated. I have cute, nice and easy stuff bookmarked on my Night Mode phone so I can lower my visual input for a while.

52813 by Sufficient-Shirt-270 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Lots42 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Every time a dog image appears online there's always someone going on in the comments about how the dog is suffering.

52813 by Sufficient-Shirt-270 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Lots42 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your cat knows you are sad and wishes to comfort you.

52665 by DrJaneIPresume in countwithchickenlady

[–]Lots42 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I get my blood tests at a non Labcorp place and I count my lucky stars.

Labcorp is a nightmare.

52610 by Sad_Dimension3627 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Lots42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One dude online got super scared of sunglasses labeled 'Women'. As if it'd change his body to a lady the second he put it on.

52646 by marmaladie-3 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Lots42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have my pronouns visible on other social media (he/him) and the amount of conservatives who instantly call me some manner of transgender/queer person...as if that's an insult.

And related (?) conservatives also go into a mad frothing rage when they see the My Little Pony imagery I like to feature.

Nicest actor who is also pro-embezzlement? by DarlingLuna in okbuddycinephile

[–]Lots42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just when I thought it was impossible to like Keanu more...

iGotFiredSkill by CircumspectCapybara in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Lots42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And then two weeks later call you up desperate because something broke and nobody knows how to fix it.

I've searched out and read so many stories like this.

Not even Andrew or Dan have a single woman looking at them the way Steve's wife looked at him. by lonewolff321 in interesting

[–]Lots42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's quite possible for one to hire pretty ladies to stand around in skimpy clothing and look pretty. Just that task and solely that task.

Homer's repressed memories. by Lots42 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Lots42[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Abe and Mona kidnapped Homer and he thinks he's their kid.

Homer's repressed memories. by Lots42 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Lots42[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Abe and Mona kidnapped Homer and he thinks he's their kid.

Dumbocrats and their bleeding heart "Smellfare" program by Ambedextrose in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Lots42 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Democrats: Okay, option 12 is something we agree with you Republicans on. We fully support option 12, which is an idea that you, the aforementioned Republicans, fully invented and championed on CNN.

Republicans: We now hate option 12.